I feel it is time to be open now.

Thanks to dmgspycat and several others of you, my cover has been blown.
I am an agent for the NWO.
For a brief time only, before this thread gets locked and deleted and suffers from a lack of viewing, I will answer all questions about the NWO.

Right now, who is your representative for the International House of Pancakes?

Mr Ed: is it true that I am not in any way whatsoever connected with the NWO and most definitely not an agent of disinformation nor in any other way a subversive operative for any persons, persons or other entities connected with the NWO?

1.Do you think your recieve revenue from the sale of your action figures?


2.How did it feel when Hulk won the world heavyweight title?


What do ya mean it's not that NWO ????

Okay...I can't top that...*dies laughing*

The Guardian of the Sacred Fire:






Yes, that is very true.
By the way the brief case in under the east most bench in the St Georges Park.




Yes, the money we recieve from them goes towards chipping all of you naive people. You feel that your thoughts are sane, the only sane thing on this plane of existence is the NWO.



We don't like to talk about it.

We made the NWO as a wrestling team to see how the world would react to us.

Alright, million dollar question here.
What's with all the underground bases and secret symbology at places like airports, especially the Denver International Airport?

At Denver? It was part of our misinformation program.

The real focus should be on Fresno.


The Underground bases?
Well we need them, basically to carry out all of our evil propaganda manufacturing etc.
We also process the flu vaccinations, thats right, there are micro chips in them.



We have agents everywhere. For example, which two out of these three are NWO agents?

The first two are.
The third is just a LARPer

Well done Rhom.
You have passed the test.

You have come to realise that agents of the NWO are everywhere and everyone...

Even me? Wow. I feel special.

Remember:

The computer is your friend. Listen to what the computer tells you.

Do not lie to the computer.

Exactly JMPD1.
We need more devoted followers of the government like you, to tell people what they should be doing.

COMPUTERS ARE OUR FRIENDS. There is no such thing as subliminal messaging.

Interesting NWO fact of the day

The Governments '5 a day plan', the aim to try and get everyone to eat 5 portions of fruit and vegetables a day is actually an NWO plot to take over the world.

What kind of benefits do you get? Do they have a good dental plan?

what role if any does,hollywood,hall,nash,sting,and macho man have in your organization?and just what bloody planet is prince charles from???

Are there any other agents in this forum .... If so who?

Ah, the dental plan.
It is very good, for just £2000 pounds a week we can put cameras and weaponary into your front teeth.
You also get a free radio if you get your childrens teeth done.



Ah, as I said before, that wrestling team was designed to test public opinion.
Each wrestler represented a chairman of our organisation.

I am sorry to say that the chairman represented by macho man has had a heart attack. He weighed 50 stone and a crane had to be used to life him from his home.



All I will say is watch out for Janiel.


NWO fact of the day

Ever wonder where the money you lose down your sofa goes?

Muwhahaha

*scratches head*

Alright, a serious question here.
If chickens make bananas by moonlight, then how are plungers edible?

I am not to sure.
Email this guy, he is the head chairman and founder of the NWO.
His current project is called 'Mind controlling drugs in fast food'.

He is also designing mullets that leech into your brain and take control f you.

Watch out Southern USA.

when are the KKK supposed to rise in power?

Europe is slowly risin with sudo violent entertainment, when will CNN be reporting on the KKK activists...and what are you going to do with the blacks when you have finished with them?

How do you intend to make the peoples of America suffer when they decline?

Do you intend any of the elite below you to live?

Do you love pork sausages cooked or raw?

what do you give a 3 year old to shutup on the altar?

Have you ever met a virgin?

How many children hae you adopted on your travels and meetings?

Do they give you Head, choice in personal matters?

If I left winked at you, who would i be talking about?

If i nudged you with the left elbow, would you wink back or raise your left leg in salute?

Is there really any need for trees?


I suspect you are a wannabe or puppet. simple people follow masters call oll over the Legion but some just wantto be where the action is, and will liturally gie their blood to support. what if I were able to get you a one way entry ticket, what would you sacrifce or whom will you sacrifice to hold secrecy with the Illuminati?

If i am right about he last paragraph then yu definately will cower away from answering my questions with any level of gaul.... Though the s in serpent has two eyes as the owl is always blinkng....pure bullshit...


If you are looking for agents, most people do not realize it when they are hood winked by an etheric agent, though some are also programmed to not remember, many are just possesed.....so prove it wrong...

Erm they already did, Martha Stewart got out of jail...



I am not in the KKK/martha stewart cookery club so I wouldn't know.



Chain up the doors to fast food places.



Yes, we need subordinates.




Ahahahaha wouldn't you like to know?



Marxist ideology.



Yes, but my mum always lies.



None. The blue tack fell off along with the children.



No, I am far too sensitive.
They give the head choice to the Guardian of the Sacred Fire.



The Guardian of the Sacred Fire.



Get my bodyguard to punch you in the face.



Nope, they were masterminded by the NWO. There is a dwarf inside each one.



Old King Cole.


(EDIT- this is the guardian of the sacred fire).

Now that gay marriage is now excepted in Canada do you think peoples of earth will except my wife an I?

As much as they accept sodomy on photocopiers.

Dear NWO,
Does it bother you that on a thread that's clearly a comedy, at least one person seemed to take you seriously?
Also what does this level of idiocy say about your chances of taking over?

Nothing worries the NWO!
Actually, instead of worries us it makes us glad. We know there are weak minded people out there. We will find them and utilize what is left of their brains for chemical weapons. Chemical weapons that will destroy France, allowing us to set up our headquarters on a land mass that spans for hundreds of miles mhwa!

(on a personal level, yes it was quite worrying)



It makes us very smug, very smug indeed.
Almost as smug as an NWO chairman that has just stolen candy from a baby. mwha!

Little do the uninitiated realize, that this entire thread has been in code. As we speak, NWO operatives, many disguised as dwarf trees, are moving into postion. Soon. soon all will be in our grasp.

Thank the illuminati no one is operating a mind scanner to decipher my true words >subliminal message begins<

You are an agent for the NWO?

I thought you were just a useful idiot.

I can't believe this topic eluded closure for almost 2 whole pages.

Yikes.