Unexplained Mysteries Discussion Forums > The pyramid builders were from sirius

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 07:47 PM

The Orion correlation between the constellation and Giza is well reported
However there is another constellation that features a great deal in egyptian mythology and that is Sirius the dog star
Thats why they had dog headed gods
like anubis. who was a big black headed dog that weighed sweets in the weigh in station that checked that the Pharoah had been mummified properly and had enough dog biscuits for the journey home. They named pluto after one of these dog headed egyptian gods.
oh and they were amphibious as all Dogs are
and @#$%& at making lightbulbs for the same reason (Sorry ERICH)

this recently discovered list of pre dynasty pharoahs names back this up
1. Hor Lassie ahamen
2. Hor rin tin tinhotep
3. Hor plutotmose
4. Hor Rebel aten
Then there was the mongoose king
5 Hor Ricki ticki Taviahamen

this answers the age old question of who designed the kings chamber very satisfactorily
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The kings Chamber
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A traditional Dog Kennel design

In fact in the sirian Language "Hor" translates as "good boy" and the Pyramid of Cheops may simply have been the kennel of Chops, the alsatian headed dog of Sirius major
The reversal of Dog in english is "God"
and if there was any more doubt in your minds consider who the Dog-on people of west mali named themselves after

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scientifically accepted proof that gods/dogs were in ancient egypt

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100% irrefutable evidence that the egyptians worshipped dogs.

Mr Ed

Jul 21 2005, 07:57 PM

Marduk! Thanks for making a thread on this, you saved me from doing so!

There is so much talk about pyramids and pyramid builders, but this thread answers it all in a nutshell.

Well done!

Dando Kast

Jul 21 2005, 07:59 PM

You must be bored.... am I right?

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 08:00 PM

My latest research shows that they will be returning to earth early next year
http://www.c-c-c.org/chineseculture/zodiac/dog.html
i'm not bored
just nuts
it was me that made the frog crazy

Dando Kast

Jul 21 2005, 08:04 PM

I wondered who messed with my frog...grrrr

jk

Irish

Jul 21 2005, 08:16 PM

You mean there bark was worse than there bite!

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 08:22 PM

How many egyptians does it take to change a lightbulb ??

Dando Kast

Jul 21 2005, 08:32 PM

What's a l-i-g-h-t b-u-l-b?

dunderhead

Jul 21 2005, 08:36 PM

QUOTE(marduk @ Jul 21 2005, 08:00 PM)

i'm not bored
just nuts
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No wonder we can't take you Sirius-ly.....

isis-999

Jul 21 2005, 08:43 PM

Marduk you know i can't believe you did this, you must be in a great mood today.!This is with out a doubt the cute's thing i have seen you do yet.

I take that back i have seen one thing you did that bet this.

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 08:47 PM

QUOTE(Black Ops @ Jul 21 2005, 09:32 PM)

What's a l-i-g-h-t b-u-l-b?
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yep
smart guy
Dendera has nothing on you.....
what was better Isis ?

dunderhead you made me cringe with that one

Rev Irish "woof woof."

XSAS

Jul 21 2005, 10:00 PM

Wow... that answers a lot of questions I had especially about the design of the kings chamber and what sort of king builds a home for the afterlife and leaves the bar out of it.

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 10:08 PM

and it doesn't end there
you may remember the myth about the foundation of Rome.
still think it was wolves that suckled Romulus and Remus ?

Orion von Koch

Jul 21 2005, 10:13 PM

I have dogs that look like that.

isis-999

Jul 21 2005, 10:14 PM

I can not believe a mod has not dropped by yet.

this is going to get wild, ok Marduk explain it all so we do not miss anything. I want to finally hear the whole truth.

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 10:17 PM

Dogs did it
thats it Isis
i can't make it any plainer
all the research is orthodox
those are real egyptian dog statues and that is the real design of the kings chamber
suddenly it all fits
this should revolutionise korean cooking

isis-999

Jul 21 2005, 10:21 PM

HA HA! and i thought you were going to tell us something new,damn, i already new this,

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 10:26 PM

QUOTE(Orion von Koch @ Jul 21 2005, 11:13 PM)

I have dogs that look like that.
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just like that ?
Best start feeding them steak then before 2006 or you're gonna be in trouble
Maybe pray to them occaisonally too.
it can't hurt can it

Irish

Jul 21 2005, 10:29 PM

Found you more evidence Marduk
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The Silver Thong

Jul 21 2005, 10:36 PM

Marduk are you trying to say that DOGS built the pyramids? At first I thought you were joking but after seeing all this evidience I do believe your onto something........... I will start looking into this much more deeply, Thanks Marduk, I was just about to post that the egiptians build the pyramids, wouldn't have I looked the fool.........Thanks again.

Love it

XSAS

Jul 21 2005, 10:38 PM

Lucky escape there silver thong, good job you read this first before you made a fool of yourself.

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 10:40 PM

i love the many and numerous ways that other posters spell egyptian.
Dog is far easier to spell imo

in sirian its pronounced "woof woof bark"

The Silver Thong

Jul 21 2005, 10:40 PM

Imagine the embarassment, My oh my that was close. I owe Marduk a beer me thinks..

XSAS

Jul 21 2005, 10:42 PM

Let s get back on topic.... where were we? Oh yes... woof woof bark.

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 10:43 PM

QUOTE(The Silver Thong @ Jul 21 2005, 11:40 PM)

Imagine the embarassment, My oh my that was close. I owe Marduk a beer me thinks..

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Beer ?

i have converted to wombaroo in preparation for their return
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or chocolate drops at a pinch
bonios are surprisingly tasty too

The Silver Thong

Jul 21 2005, 10:46 PM

Walks up to the bar and orders a Wombaroo sounds good.

Oh and you spelt egiption wrong....................

Again geeez

TheGreatWhiteHorse

Jul 21 2005, 10:47 PM

Will we never be rid of this "egyptian monuments were built by astronauts/giants/starchildren/gods/the Philadelphia 76ers" crap?

Sirius?! Oh, brother. I would find more credibility in a theory stating they were built by the good people of Sirius Satellite Radio.

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 10:55 PM

QUOTE(Irish @ Jul 21 2005, 11:29 PM)

Found you more evidence Marduk
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aha
the dog Osiris
i remember a few years back when the russians claimed they'd found his tomb
remember after they opened it you never heard another word on the subject
now you know why
they were expecting maybe a human being
foolish
very foolish
Anyway,
i'm gonna start a petition to have a certain area of Egypt renamed as the "valley of the kennels".
Zahi Hawass knows all about this.
you know that the only old kingdom mummy ever found intact was buried with its dog overseer
"In fact, the only intact Old Kingdom mummy found so far was in the fifth-dynasty tomb of Nefer at Saqqara. Hence, I explained, the best we could hope for in the case of Nswt- Wsrt would be a skeleton. I added that beer jars and pottery vessels were also discovered inside his tomb along with two skeletons inside the tomb's shaft, one lying beside the other. The first one belonged to a person who may have been a friend or an assistant to Nswt-Wsrt who wanted to be buried beside his boss. The second was the skeleton of a dog. After X-raying the human skeleton, we found that it was of a 35-year-old man who probably died during a fight because there is evidence that he fractured his hand and that this injury caused his death. "

the dead guy is obviously symbolic of biting the hand that feeds you and Zahi is clearly underplaying the importance of the God buried with Nefer.
i think he's involved in a cover up of immense proportions.
maybe he's found the fabled Ark of the covenant.
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see the similarity
religious myth would have you believe that an empty box could be used to communicate with god
its only gonna work if he's being carried around in it right ?

and moses was a border collie
you better believe it

TheGreatWhiteHorse

Jul 21 2005, 10:59 PM

well, I must say...I am thoroughly convinced.

I was working on a thesis paper explaining the connection between the artifacts of Ancient Egypt and Manchester United...but now I will have to scrap it. I can't argue with your logic, Marduk.

marduk

Jul 21 2005, 11:03 PM

Faultless isn't it
the evidence was always there
you just had to have an open mind about it after all
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theSOURCE

Jul 21 2005, 11:50 PM

Marduk - the evidence you've provided is astounding! Anyone would be a fool to attempt to debunk this. I suggest that this thread be used for future reference whenever a post is made about the pyramids.

I'm curious about one thing, though. Why have you left out the account of the great war with the cat gods? I'm sure the pyramids could've been used as fortresses by the Woof Woof Bark.

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isis-999

Jul 22 2005, 12:13 AM

QUOTE(marduk @ Jul 21 2005, 06:55 PM)

QUOTE(Irish @ Jul 21 2005, 11:29 PM)

Found you more evidence Marduk
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aha
the dog Osiris
i remember a few years back when the russians claimed they'd found his tomb
remember after they opened it you never heard another word on the subject
now you know why
they were expecting maybe a human being
foolish
very foolish
Anyway,
i'm gonna start a petition to have a certain area of Egypt renamed as the "valley of the kennels".
Zahi Hawass knows all about this.
you know that the only old kingdom mummy ever found intact was buried with its dog overseer
"In fact, the only intact Old Kingdom mummy found so far was in the fifth-dynasty tomb of Nefer at Saqqara. Hence, I explained, the best we could hope for in the case of Nswt- Wsrt would be a skeleton. I added that beer jars and pottery vessels were also discovered inside his tomb along with two skeletons inside the tomb's shaft, one lying beside the other. The first one belonged to a person who may have been a friend or an assistant to Nswt-Wsrt who wanted to be buried beside his boss. The second was the skeleton of a dog. After X-raying the human skeleton, we found that it was of a 35-year-old man who probably died during a fight because there is evidence that he fractured his hand and that this injury caused his death. "

the dead guy is obviously symbolic of biting the hand that feeds you and Zahi is clearly underplaying the importance of the God buried with Nefer.
i think he's involved in a cover up of immense proportions.
maybe he's found the fabled Ark of the covenant.
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see the similarity
religious myth would have you believe that an empty box could be used to communicate with god
its only gonna work if he's being carried around in it right ?

and moses was a border collie
you better believe it
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Hey thanks Marduk i love to be carried around. and the damn box is not empty,

marduk

Jul 22 2005, 01:09 AM

QUOTE(theSOURCE @ Jul 22 2005, 12:50 AM)

Marduk - the evidence you've provided is astounding! Anyone would be a fool to attempt to debunk this. I suggest that this thread be used for future reference whenever a post is made about the pyramids.

I'm curious about one thing, though. Why have you left out the account of the great war with the cat gods? I'm sure the pyramids could've been used as fortresses by the Woof Woof Bark.

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Obviously i have left out the war with the Cat gods because all evidence of it was destroyed.
they lost and the only remnant of the Cat Cult is the modernised version of The name Baast. which iirc now stands for someone without adequate parentage.
true in our time as it was in theirs.
You're very well informed.
are you in this with Hawass ?

dezza

Jul 22 2005, 01:46 AM

I get it all now. The whole cat-dog. See! ? GOD-TAC. The three great ones are actually Tac's! Coming through into our dimension! Imagine a rubber sheet and someting pressing through. But, it's not for us! But them...when they all "cum bye"!
The only flaw.....the ejeepshun finks! Body of cat or dog - but human head- no one nose!

marduk

Jul 22 2005, 02:26 AM

I got to admit dezza, I was worried about my sanity when i unearthed this information
now i've read your post i am reassured there are some less fortunate than me

I see you're using the Baast spelling of ejeepshun.
The Sirians spell it "arf arf woof bark bark howl"

dezza

Jul 22 2005, 02:31 AM

QUOTE(marduk @ Jul 22 2005, 03:26 PM)

I got to admit dezza, I was worried about my sanity when i unearthed this information
now i've read your post i am reassured there are some less fortunate than me

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Thanks Marduk!
That's a load of my....Oh no! I've lost it again!

TheGreatWhiteHorse

Jul 22 2005, 03:06 AM

I still say the [yramids were built by Manchester United.......

Your "woof woof whatever bark" won't sway me from asserting the power of the greatest futbol club the world HAS EVER SEEN!!!

....P.S. ...my dog hates cats...so I believe that the dog gods fought the dumb ole' cat gods and won.

Bio-Mage

Jul 22 2005, 08:30 AM

Anyone want a lolipop?

DJ_Quinn

Jul 22 2005, 08:43 AM

QUOTE(Bio-Mage @ Jul 22 2005, 08:30 AM)

Anyone want a lolipop?
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My dog Toth loves lolipops!

isis-999

Jul 22 2005, 11:58 AM

I did but i think i will let the cute puppy have mine.

DJ_Quinn

Jul 22 2005, 12:15 PM

Isn't my puppy cute Isis? He's quite intellegent as well, and he's very well trained.

isis-999

Jul 22 2005, 12:24 PM

Yes he is, I seen him on another form the other day, still

every time i think about it!

The Roswell Man

Jul 22 2005, 12:33 PM

suprised lucid hasnt graced us with his presence...........
aliens clearly move fast............

Occam

Jul 22 2005, 12:52 PM

Wait a minute....

I seem to remember a thread from about a month ago, I think it was either Noah's Ark/Adam & Eve thread or the underground cave thread, in which Marduk claimed to be some kind of sarcastic poster, or somebody else claimed he was.

Isis saying "You're certainly in a good mood to today" and other people saying "You're bored aren't you" can only confirm this to me. I don't really know the people on here very well yet....

Am I right about this?

So with that said, to all those who believe this:

Please.

Don't believe him people. Humans built the pyramids.

marduk

Jul 22 2005, 12:57 PM

No you've been listening to the bad press about Marduk
that'll be the slander started by the catholics coming back to haunt me.
Everything I post is genuine.
how can you claim that the Pyramids weren't built by the sirians after the evidence i've presented
its irrefutable

XSAS

Jul 22 2005, 12:59 PM

QUOTE(Occam @ Jul 22 2005, 01:52 PM)

Wait a minute....

I seem to remember a thread from about a month ago, I think it was either Noah's Ark/Adam & Eve thread or the underground cave thread, in which Marduk claimed to be some kind of sarcastic poster, or somebody else claimed he was.

Isis saying "You're certainly in a good mood to today" and other people saying "You're bored aren't you" can only confirm this to me. I don't really know the people on here very well yet....

Am I right about this?

So with that said, to all those who believe this:

Please.

Don't believe him people. Humans built the pyramids.
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I don't think you have read all the posts to actually come out with a statement like that.

isis-999

Jul 22 2005, 01:09 PM

Please do not quote me with out first reading the whole thread, If you had, You would have never made such a useless reply.

marduk

Jul 22 2005, 02:27 PM

http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/dogs.htm
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Descendants of the Gods
"We, and everyone else it seems has given homage to the cats of ancient Egypt, but dogs too were important, both as symbols of gods and as domesticated animals. They were never shown as animals to be petted. But as in modern times, their uses were much more diverse. Nevertheless, they were mummified and they were often buried with owners, or sometimes in their own coffins. At Abydos, part of the cemetery was set aside for dogs near the graves of women, archers and dwarfs. "

Comparison,
A god chasing an ostrich from Sumeria
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A god chasing an ostric from egypt
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You getting it yet

Irish

Jul 22 2005, 05:49 PM

The future Pharaoh
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marduk

Jul 22 2005, 06:25 PM

Keep him there Irish,
i'll be over shortly with the crown of the upper and lower kingdom and a sceptre and flail.
Then we can fly to Egypt and have Hawass executed for heresy.
Make sure you don't feed him after midnight or he'll sprout a human body too soon and we'll have trouble at customs.
I believe that the knowledge that polymorphism occurs when feeding The Gods after midnight has also passed into the Modern Era through a certain movie
though of course they got their facts hopelessly messed up
typical hollywood