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QUOTE(DJ_Quinn @ Jul 26 2005, 09:34 AM)
"The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone. "
ahahahaha
10/10 that editor for effort
I find it strange they shaped a tool like that....very unpractical really...
28,000 year old phallus...
...and still going strong!
Oh, I hate myself for that one.
...and still going strong!
Oh, I hate myself for that one.
Well, it was fractured into 14 pieces when they found it, but they managed to put it back together again...
A real stoneage "Humpty Dumpty"
A real stoneage "Humpty Dumpty"
Well, that's er, interesting lol
Ancient fertility relics are interesting. Good thing the fallen angels didn't get ahold of that thing.
QUOTE(DJ_Quinn @ Jul 26 2005, 01:59 PM)
Ancient fertility relics are interesting. Good thing the fallen angels didn't get ahold of that thing.
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it looks more like a ancient dildo to me
Surely it's Wilmas toy when Fred wasnt at home
I wonder if they really believe this..or if someone just has a dirty mind.
"It's highly polished; it's clearly recognisable," said Professor Conard.
fnarr fnarr
highly polished Professor ?
by what method ?
fnarr fnarr
highly polished Professor ?
by what method ?
Do we really need that much information Marduk 
QUOTE(marduk @ Jul 29 2005, 07:46 AM)
"It's highly polished; it's clearly recognisable," said Professor Conard.
fnarr fnarr
highly polished Professor ?
by what method ?
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fnarr fnarr
highly polished Professor ?
by what method ?
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Usually Marduks humor isnt the same as mine. But that was just, well.. lol
lol what a discovery
Im serious
do they think it was a wax polish or a silicon one.
I've got a few of those you see and i was wondering what type would be best
you lot just have your minds in the gutter.
do they think it was a wax polish or a silicon one.
I've got a few of those you see and i was wondering what type would be best
you lot just have your minds in the gutter.
Marduk, stop digging. lol.. We both know that polish was neither wax, nor silicone
QUOTE(TraJikMaJik @ Jul 29 2005, 11:14 PM)
Marduk, stop digging. lol.. We both know that polish was neither wax, nor silicone
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oh you think it was sand polished ?
i hadn't considered that at all.
thanks
Oh good lord! I think i am to young for this thread!
QUOTE(marduk @ Jul 29 2005, 02:21 PM)
QUOTE(TraJikMaJik @ Jul 29 2005, 11:14 PM)
Marduk, stop digging. lol.. We both know that polish was neither wax, nor silicone
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oh you think it was sand polished ?
i hadn't considered that at all.
thanks
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ROFL
lol, Marduk is on fire today..
http://www.glassonline.com/infoserv/dictionary/443.html
wow
and i hadn't even heard of that one
its true
you do learn something new everyday
dontcha Isis
wow
and i hadn't even heard of that one
its true
you do learn something new everyday
dontcha Isis
I'm going to take the innocent road here.
What if it was simply artwork? Maybe a symbol for fertility and good fortune. Some tribes regard the penis as a giver of life.
What if it was simply artwork? Maybe a symbol for fertility and good fortune. Some tribes regard the penis as a giver of life.
Touch that will not. A dirty mind the ancients had, yes.
QUOTE(Rhomphaia @ Jul 30 2005, 12:10 AM)
Touch that will not. A dirty mind the ancients had, yes.
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Yoda
I thought you were dead
Maybe it wasn't stone. Maybe he just died at the wrong moment.
at lease they know that it's hard tool.
QUOTE(marduk @ Jul 29 2005, 04:42 PM)
QUOTE(Rhomphaia @ Jul 30 2005, 12:10 AM)
Touch that will not. A dirty mind the ancients had, yes.
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Yoda
I thought you were dead
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Death there is not. Only the forum. Return I have. To young minds logic I shall bring.
QUOTE(marduk @ Jul 29 2005, 06:39 PM)
http://www.glassonline.com/infoserv/dictionary/443.html
wow
and i hadn't even heard of that one
its true
you do learn something new everyday
dontcha Isis
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wow
and i hadn't even heard of that one
its true
you do learn something new everyday
dontcha Isis
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Being your friend--YES.
Who would have known, next they will unearth old stone tablets depicting women in suggestive poses.
A blow up doll made of leather maybe?
QUOTE(Rhomphaia @ Jul 30 2005, 02:21 AM)
A blow up doll made of leather maybe?
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And who could forget classic adult film star Ughgddgf ugh Jermey?
QUOTE(dantheman2435 @ Jul 29 2005, 08:50 PM)
Who would have known, next they will unearth old stone tablets depicting women in suggestive poses.
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im not gonna post pics for the obvious reason, but they already have alot of carvings of the kamasutra, like as in statues.
QUOTE(dantheman2435 @ Jul 29 2005, 10:13 PM)
QUOTE(Rhomphaia @ Jul 30 2005, 02:21 AM)
A blow up doll made of leather maybe?
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And who could forget classic adult film star Ughgddgf ugh Jermey?
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Wouldn't that be 'Adult Cave Painting Star'?
QUOTE(Rhomphaia @ Jul 30 2005, 02:48 AM)
QUOTE(dantheman2435 @ Jul 29 2005, 10:13 PM)
QUOTE(Rhomphaia @ Jul 30 2005, 02:21 AM)
A blow up doll made of leather maybe?
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And who could forget classic adult film star Ughgddgf ugh Jermey?
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Wouldn't that be 'Adult Cave Painting Star'?
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So very true.
aii.... :lololol:
How did a perfectly inoccent thread like this one get hijacked?
Innocent? hardly.
QUOTE(DJ_Quinn @ Jul 26 2005, 01:59 PM)
Ancient fertility relics are interesting. Good thing the fallen angels didn't get ahold of that thing.
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It would appear they didn't need thm. As one text suggest 'their privy members like horses'. I said nothing, you saw nothing, I wasn't here.....
I can only imagine that'd be why the men were so peeved lol.
QUOTE(Ashley-Star*Child @ Aug 3 2005, 09:41 AM)
QUOTE(DJ_Quinn @ Jul 26 2005, 01:59 PM)
Ancient fertility relics are interesting. Good thing the fallen angels didn't get ahold of that thing.
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It would appear they didn't need thm. As one text suggest 'their privy members like horses'. I said nothing, you saw nothing, I wasn't here.....
I can only imagine that'd be why the men were so peeved lol.
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Fallen angels were hung like horses?
It would appear so....lol
That is... extremely disturbing.
Thanks for poisoning my young, innocent mind...
Thanks for poisoning my young, innocent mind...
QUOTE(que.sera.sera @ Aug 4 2005, 08:33 AM)
That is... extremely disturbing.
Thanks for poisoning my young, innocent mind...
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Thanks for poisoning my young, innocent mind...
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What is it that you find disturbing qss?
It's just an icon used by prehistoric man in fertility rituals.
It's an interesting pice, don't you think?
QUOTE(DJ_Quinn @ Aug 4 2005, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE(que.sera.sera @ Aug 4 2005, 08:33 AM)
That is... extremely disturbing.
Thanks for poisoning my young, innocent mind...
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Thanks for poisoning my young, innocent mind...
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What is it that you find disturbing qss?
It's just an icon used by prehistoric man in fertility rituals.
It's an interesting pice, don't you think?
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hes talking about the angels wang
QUOTE(marduk @ Aug 4 2005, 09:53 AM)
QUOTE(DJ_Quinn @ Aug 4 2005, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE(que.sera.sera @ Aug 4 2005, 08:33 AM)
That is... extremely disturbing.
Thanks for poisoning my young, innocent mind...
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Thanks for poisoning my young, innocent mind...
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What is it that you find disturbing qss?
It's just an icon used by prehistoric man in fertility rituals.
It's an interesting pice, don't you think?
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hes talking about the angels wang
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QSS is a she Marduk.
Think about it.
The watchers were hung like horses.
Mary became impregnated after being visited by an angel.
Jesus was born in a stable.
That 28,00 year old phallus is the Holy Grail!
That 28,00 year old phallus is the Holy Grail---[Quote]
DJ, i know you just didn't..
DJ, i know you just didn't..
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That 28,00 year old phallus is the Holy Grail---[Quote]
DJ, i know you just didn't..
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I just thought I'd throw another theory out there.
That 28,00 year old phallus is the Holy Grail---[Quote]
DJ, i know you just didn't..
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I just thought I'd throw another theory out there.
Being I am a member of a fertility religion. I am insulted by your references that this is any other than a holy relic. 
I would love to get a replica of it. It would make a cool alter piece. 
I would love to get a replica of it. It would make a cool alter piece.
QUOTE(Darkwind @ Aug 7 2005, 03:00 AM)
Being I am a member of a fertility religion. I am insulted by your references that this is any other than a holy relic. I would love to get a replica of it. It would make a cool alter piece.
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All religions are fertility religions imo
otherwise they'd die from lack of membership
obviously this rule doesn't apply to bishops or cardinals of the catholic religion who just aren't allowed any
allegedly
Allright, fun is over
yeah, like you did'nt know this thread would be closed
yeah, like you did'nt know this thread would be closed
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