When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".

Have a nice day everyone and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.

Good one Phantom

I think I'm one of the few people that actually enjoys his job.

ROFL that is soooo wrong.

Hey my job is great, I mean where else do u get to toss kids in the air and against walls and the floor and get paid for it

very good Phantom.

cool joke loooooooved it

good one Phantom

I'm glad to not have that job! Very funny Phantom!

Great joke, Phantom! I even forwarded it to some of my co-workers. Regardless of how much you like your job there are always "I hate my job" days in your life...

That was great Phantom!

yeah well i think i'd rather personally test them than some of the crap i have to put up with - gave me a good laugh nontheless

too funny
i like it, and i was thinkin i hate my job