I thought about reviving the old create-a-story thread, however that topic carried alot of 'baggage', if you will, and I thought; "Why not start fresh?"

Most of you know how it works. Someone posts a part of the story and another continues the story on. Make sure you make it easy for your segment to be continued e.g. "He went into the basement, where he saw..."

I'll kick us off.

Once upon a time, far, far away, in a land beyond distant horizons, lived a man of many hats. His name was Prometheus. This man was very accute at the art of...

boxing.He lived in a small cottage made of...

Gingerbread. His wife Andromede was actually a....

Transsexual transvestite from Transylvania. Who himself was actually really into...

sleeping in deserted churchyards, where the only things moving are the leaves on the trees... and the bats... and the restless spirits of the departed. It was here one night that he realised that, looking over his shoulder, was...

a gorrila with fangs, stuffing its face with.....

cream filled elves who screamed in bewilderment as he popped them into his mouth, crunching them as if they were nothing more than

jelly babies.He burped in his face and....

out popped a snake, and it ....

ate his face off.He screamed while the ghosts danced around him while listening to Crazy Frog Axel F.The bats....

stared to get there groove on and .......

the gorilla jammed to the funky beat also.The trees whoever....

were in a grump they hate music and they ............

pretty soon all the woodland animals joined in the celebration. Then from out of nowhere came....

mickael jackson he shouted ..........

A rather large pink monkey, with razor claws and a tub of gravy.It....

had a cousin called mickael jackson who was also at the party he was chating up kids and giving them jesus juice. They .............

became drunk and suddenly attacked the monkey.It screamed and howled while....

mickael jacksons nose fell off anyway in the woods watching mickael was a great big ........

platypus.It opened it's mouth wide but...

all that was inside was another party they all ...........

were gay.Very eager, MJ jumped in and started dancing.They...

all started kissing so the platypus swalled them all meanwhile in the stomach ........

they got digested and died.Now, back to the dead man...

monkeys wiggled and sneered at PeeWee Herman's

face meanwhile vultures....

wig that was moving anyway they heard a noise then suddenly ............

they realized it was five O'clock and jeopardy was on so gthey turned....

back and there was disco who "disco wwho is in the house" they looked at each other and said .........

disco is dead dude man you must be an impostor if your really disco then,

you would have antennae.They poked at random body parts until...

oooowwwww shouted ....

Hey, what are you doing down there!He answered by...

whipping a cow how dare you .......

by doing a disco move none of us had ever seen before, so we thought he might

be an alien.We took him to scientists in Minnesota and they....

realized they were from minnisota and didn't know sh^& about aliens so they refered us too

smacked him he yelled ..........

This topic has been closed several times in the past, for being silly and really nothing more than a thread of spam.

I've left it open this long to see if it could be more than that.
Evidently, i was wrong.