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Undefined_innocence
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell
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> > > > >>The questions are NOT that difficult.
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> > > > >>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> > > > >>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
> > > > >>and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
> > > > >>simple things in an overly complicated way.
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> > > > >>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> > > > >>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
> > > > >>the refrigerator?
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> > > > >>Wrong Answer.
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> > > > >>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
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> > > > >>the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
> > > > >>through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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> > > > >>3 The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
> > > > >>attend...except one. Which animal does not attend?
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> > > > >>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
> > > > >>You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if
> > > > >>you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still
> > > > >>have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> > > > >>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
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> > > > >>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you
> > > > >>not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
> > > > >>Meeting.
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> > > > >>This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> > > > >>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> > > > >>professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
> > > > >>preschoolers got several correct answers.
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> > > > >>Anderson Consulting says this disproves the theory that most
> > > > >>professionals have the brains of a four year old.

XSAS_Daughter
didn't understand.
Elthrad
That was strange, but you can read it! It was surprising because it does look like gibberish.
Deaths Hand
i missed all of the questions hmm.gif
nativechick1989
These are the type of tests that are given for most Graduate Studies.

Critical Thinking!

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Undefined_innocence
lmao, i was suprised myself when i could read that jibberish.

But then again.. i missed all the questions that most kindergarted students would have gotten right.
Great Big Sea
I could read the jumbled up sentence it was easy, it just bothers me when someone actually types their posts like that! tongue.gif

And I didn't get the questions though. wacko.gif It interesting to read at the bottom that preschool students got the questions.
Undefined_innocence
Makes you feel like an idiot dosent it?
justcallmefox
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Anderson Consulting says this disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.



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SnakeProphet
Could read it AND got the questions right. I have heard of the first 3 already though tongue.gif
Undefined_innocence
Well thats no fun. Thats the only reason you got them right! lol
Paranoid Android
The human brain recognizes words as a combination of all the letters, not by reading the individual letters and deciphering the word. As long as the first and the last letter are correct the brain should work it out easy enough.

And i got all four questions correct. Though I had heard them before, so I guess that doesn't really mean anything.....
JennRose
I am very, very proud that I got the last two questions right! Now I am ready for coloring time and a story.
Kryso
I liked the messed up writing, just shows our brains work harder than we know!

And I also got the questions right, lol.
Undefined_innocence
I tried my hardest to think for the last two, to be answered like the first two... but i still failed..lol

QUOTE(JennRose @ Aug 14 2005, 09:56 PM)
I am very, very proud that I got the last two questions right!  Now I am ready for coloring time and a story.
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XSAS_Daughter
are they questions.
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