3 blonds training to be detectives are at a training session with an experienced detective trainer of 35 years. A test is given to the 3 blonds to see who is the smartest and can graduate. One at a time they are called into a small room and presented with a profile of a known criminal and asked how they would go about finding the man. The first blond says to the trainer, he only has one eye so we would just have to look for a guy with one eye, the trainer explains to the 1st blond that it is just a profile photo and is only showing 1 side of the mans face. The second blond walks into the room and is shown the same photo and asked how she would go about finding the man, she replies "he only has one ear" so we would just have to find a man with one ear. Again the trainer shakes his head and explains to the second blond that it is just a photo of one side of the mans face. Finnaly he calls in the third blond and shows her the same photo of the man, and asks how she would go about finding him, she replies "He has contact lenses, so we would look for someone with contact lenses". The trainer is stunned with the answear and runs into the records room to check the mans record and stats, he returns amazed and baffeled as the profile states the man does indeed wear contact lenses, he asks the blond how she knew such a fact and she replied "well he only has one eye and one ear so he cant wear glasses, only contact lenses".

then he asks the fourth blonde in, she is shown the same photo, and asks how she would find the man. she answered, "he only has half of a face, so we should look for a man w/ 1/2 of a face."