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schadeaux
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Check out the picture (nothing unusual).

Now read this:

In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped
and whisked off somewhere for his stag night, which usually
lasts all day and all night rather than the typical British stag night
where you all arrange it beforehand go out get drunk and hire a
stripper.

The Swedes do it different.. The groom has no idea until he gets
nabbed.. He might be dressed up in something crazy... and go do
something funny...and then the fun starts!

This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped
for his stag night they pasted a false "skippers-beard" on him and
put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for
the day...

Much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing... nasty
happened to him at all... In the evening when they got back on
land and were getting cleaned up for the night club... they all had
a sauna as is customary in Sweden....

Imagine the grooms horror when he walked into the sauna where
his naked buddies were waiting for him and then to notice that
best mate number one had no pubic hair ...

neither did friend two ...

nor three ...

or four...


Now check out the false beard again...........

Starlyte
ph34r.gif Poor guy.
neen
laugh.gif laugh.gif LMAO, Ohhhh jeesh thats just sooo nasty laugh.gif laugh.gif
Kismit
eeeeewwwwww!! eek7.gif
uranium101
i need to try that some time.
Aslan
You need to try having four different guys pubic hair glued to your chin?
Sukato-San
blink.gif Wow, that's classy!
Tillghast
eek7.gif eyecrazy.gif scared.gif Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bizarro
now that's funny laugh.gif
snuffypuffer
Hey, this beard smell funny! And he's grinning like an idiot.
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