okay,
this thread is strictly for spouting out any conspiracy theories you might have about anything or anyone.
Lets hear 'em, people!

There already exists a forum for conspiracy theories. Why would we want to post them on YOUR thread?

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Spycat, don't be a prick.

Let's see, if I could start a conspiracy theory...

[1] The U.S.A. Religious Right is run by atheists who are in it entirely for the truckloads of tax-free money and mindless, unquestioning zombie-like followers.

One I was going to use in a short story a while back...

[2] The Religious Right is actually funded by a group of Illuminati-like intellectuals who realize that when mass-belief reaches critical mass, it comes true. They've been manipulating fundamentalist evangelical Christianity and stories of rapture to entice those who are too intimidated to think for themselves and want to cling violently to something that a person they perceive as "in power" tells them to believe, so that they absolve themselves of the need to think or responsibility. When there are enough fundamentalists, their belief in Rapture reaches this critical mass and affects reality. This causes all the fundamentalists to be converted into energy and enter the afterlife quickly. The end result is we suddenly have a country with no remaining thumper fundamentalists, and can enter a New Golden Age of Science and Reason unhindered by crap like Intelligent Design or doctors who prescribe "meditating on Bible verses" along with medication. Science flourishes, civil rights flourish, the economy improves dramatically, the education level increases yearly, and technology evolves at a staggering pace.

That was just plain mean.

So much for coming up with any conspiracies....

edited by me so I don't get myself banned

Spycat, you're being a <edited>.

How about Tony Blair and George Bush are having a homosexual relationship and plan on making the whole world gay. Women will only be able to wear jeans and tank tops and listen to gangster rap, and men only dresses and high heals and listen to Cher. They also want a police state policed by people like the members from the 80s disco band The village people, and want to colonise space to make aliens gay too, so that the universe can be a super race of gay intermixed people, so that universal peace is achieved.

Its possible look.....






I said young man.........

I like it! I always thought there was something fishy about those two!

good one, Faeden

I'm flexin' for the ladies, cat.
buy you can look all you want, no need to worry about people finding out about you...

I think that JFK was killed by someone within the political system, otherwise, the murderer would have been caught. There is no way there was a bullet that could ricochet off 100 things and keep its speed :/, it was the republicans

I saw this pretty convincing documentary on the sci fi channel not too long ago.
While I still dont believe that it was only ONE shooter, the method in which they say Oswald did IS plausible.

Good thinking on the conspirator's part- it's a solid story. Scientific and mathematical evidence backing it up.

It was the democrats.ha

ericraven-

look at your posts! 1111
trippy.

lol

Wow talk about being out of your element.

Anyone can invent thier own conspiracy.

The conspiracies we discuss on this forum and not on your thread are actually discoveries. These discoveries are documented facts. There are documented facts that suggest 9/11 had to have been an inside job.

You are really coming up with conspiracy hypyotheses, not theories.

Sorry, don't buy it. You evidence does not convince me. But I do like your name.

I believe there are conspiracy theorist who created conspiracies for their own amusement and to relieve boredom. that in itself is a conspiracy

Online dating services like eharmony.com are part of a government program to build a psychological profile of internet users.

That's a good one, Redneck!!!!!

I really don't understand why this thread has been made, I mean isn't coming up with bs theories what this board is all about anyway?

I'm just trying to be enthusiastic! Jeez!

Mr. Ed. Good to see your skeptical of everything not taught at school self is back. I thought you fell down a bottemless pit.

You think we are making this stuff up. Did we make up the fact that Larry Silverstien said he decided to pull building 7. Did I make up the fact that Gen Tommy Franks said after the next terrorist attack the US constitution would likely be suspended.

Did we make up the fact that the janitor and others heard explosions in the bottem of the twin towers.

The answer to all of these are NO! These are discoveries, not theories.

Close your eyes Mr. Ed. Nothing to see here. Listen to big brother, He know's what's best for you.

But the whole point of the original post was essentially "If you could come up with your own conspiracy theory...".

Don't be so stuffy! Have some fun! Give us a good one about aliens and Elvis and Pat Buchanan!

see? Rakarin gets it!!!

Any flaming on this topic will cause it to be closed and warnings handed out.

the gist of the thread is to come up with your own conspiracies, to have a bit of fun, and comment on others ideas. Not to belittle, attack, and flame other members for posting their thoughts.

For those that are skeptical of the conspiracies on this board, and the made up ones in this thread. i'd suggest debunking elsewhere. this thread is intended for fun, its not serious at all. I'd hate to hand out warnings from flaming on such a simple concept as a humorous conspiracy thread.

"First-person shooter" video games like Halo and Battlefield 2 are government-created combat simulators designed to accustom children to combat.

Do you think I have heard any of these things or care?

the us govt tests secret airplanes close to civilian houses as to tweek their projects.ie stealth, visabilty.

the Us govt owns alaska not just for the oil, but for land. here they develop wepons and test space probing robots. with it being cold no one would want to hoof it to the middle of icey nowhere.

Jimmy hoffa cant be found cuz he was killed , taken to the florida everglades, put in a wood chipper and scattered to the gators.

pepsi and coke have an additive that makes them additive so u drink less liquor, thus letting the namby pamby safty nazis to control one more freedom they dont think is good for you, who asked um.

Sunofone and dmqspycat are actually working for a secret organization,or men in black?

Sunofone and dmqspycat work for the democratic party and are tring to take out the Republicans.

Bahhh, ha ha ha !!! Eric you are killing me here. Too funny.

Actually my investigation shows beyond a doubt both are part of The NWO and using this website to mask their affilation.

tides are actually caused by the waste air bubbles from underwater alien bases in the middle of the atlantic and pacific. This is a good cover, as they have brainwashed us into thinking the moon is the cause of the tides, which is untrue, as it too is an alien base. It does not however cause bubbles, so therefore could not be responsible for the tides

The large underground caverns situated in outback NSW are secret housing bases for aliens and their spaceships.

Being so isolated no one really ever travels out that way. One or two missing people around there each year is an acceptable loss to the government in return for continued peace.

Nah, they're NWO disinformation agents - by spreading increasingly fantastical conspiracy theories they're conditioning us to dismiss all such theories out of hand - so we never notice the real conspiracy going on right under our feet

I agree, Essan. Spycat won't answer my direct question on his knowledge of all things conspiratorial.

I knew it, I knew! Great work panther.

There has been a government conspiracy for the past 50 years wherein each baby born in the U.S. was given a microchip implanted at the base of the brain with a program telling them that they are to form special conspiracies and that the government will later form a special website where those conspiracies can be related for their review.

So here we are folks.

I knew it!!!

Don't know about those titles, but it's not a theory, it's true. They even made their own first game back in 2002....

The military has supplied advice to video game makers for other titles over the years, but "America's Army, the Official U.S. Army Game" is the military division's first foray into creating games itself.

I find it amazing that a thread based conspiracy theories that anyone might have about anything or anyone has been allowed to go on for so long? Isn't the forum designed to cover this for this?

I think this thread is trying to discredit conspiracy theories. By coming up with any wacky theory, it makes all the real conspiracies with real evidence look foolish. But that's really the point of this thread. that in it self could be a conspiracy theory.

I had a real conspiracy but it reavealed to much truth so the mods took it down.

Any idiot can make up a conspiracy. For example.

The grass is really blue, and everyone who thinks it is green has actually had there genes manipulated with before birth to make them color blind.

No one forced you to visit this thread! I myself avoid some threads after being overwhelmed with bizzare posts

I think this thread has run its course

Its far too much trouble than its worth

You mean when your post criticising the Steel Circle was deleted to avoid instigating a flame war ?

We even contacted you to explain why it was removed, hardly a conspiracy.

Anyway, I'm willing to let this thread continue, but only if it stays civil and on topic.

How about this for a conspiracy?



Yes... I came up with that all by my little old lonesome... I'm so proud!

This is my last post concerning the steel circle. I'm not here to make enimies

It's become obvious the steel circle is untouchable, and taboo, so I'll keep my mouth shut.



The conspiracy I was refering to was about your post when you closed the steel circle's thread. It seemed you were suggesting that they wanted to control what was being said on the forum, and that the mods were in cahoots:

He wasn't saying that the UM Mods had no control, he was saying that since the SC Mods had no control here, members should not be complaining about the group on a site where the SC Mods can not properly resolve the situation... no big conspiracy there.

I realy didnt want to say anything but since the subject was brought up.... I have noticed that the steel circle members to be very mainstream, critisizing, usualy with alot of ignorance, ideas that aren't. But i will leave it at that.

Who knows, maybe it is a real conspiracy.