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sanchera1978
Here's a funny cartoon about the high prices of gas.

http://toccionline.kizash.com/films/1001/178/index.php

Moose-Of-Armageddon
Cool, a white box with a red cross in it!
sanchera1978
you didnt see the cartoon. its a comical song about the high price of gas.

LYRICS

I got out of bed this morning,
Got in my car and turned the key,
Then I called outta work and I went back to bed,
Because the needle was on "E".

I can't afford my gasoline.
The prices have become obscene.
They're up 5 cents a day. Who has that kind of green?
I can't afford my gasoline.

I've got a friend who bought a hummer, (hum v yeah)
One of those gigantic trucks, (he don't give a... darn)
But he can't drive since he maxed out his credit cards, (tough for him)
Because his mileage really sucks. (six whole miles)

He can't afford his gasoline.
The prices have become obscene.
Too bad he had to buy that gas guzzling machine.
He can't afford his gasoline.

Who are the people making money (stack them chips)
While the rest of us are hurtin? (choose gas or food)
Big oil companies, their shareholders, and friends (scratch my back)
Go ask those guys at Haliburton (I'll scratch yours)

We can't afford our gasoline.
The prices have become obscene.
Unleaded regular, forget about supreme.
We can't afford our gasoline.

We can't afford our gasoline.
The prices have become obscene.
You'll get screwed at the pump, so bring your vaseline.
We can't afford our gasoline.

"That hybrid car doesn't seem so queer after all..."
Purplos
Cute. Gas prices are scary these days. And in my state, sales of gigantic SUVs are holding steady.

Idiots.
matthewgoad
That was really funny, nice find.
Skuzzlebutt
QUOTE(Purplos @ Aug 23 2005, 09:52 PM)
Cute.  Gas prices are scary these days.  And in my state, sales of gigantic SUVs are holding steady.

Idiots.


I watched CNN this morning and they were saying that the Auto makers might have to make their SUV's that they are not allowed to get less than 22 MPG. If this bill goes through, this will go into effect in 2007. I agree that auto makers should make their vehicles more gas efficient. Having a vehicle get less than 10 mpg is ridiculous!!! hmm.gif
XSAS_Daughter
thats ace listened to it 2 times.
arkland
suks to be who ever has a big suv. I got some thing called a bike it goes any where for free. thumbsup.gif
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