Q:What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at u?




A: Pull the pin and throw it back!

OMG

It was already there,

A blonde walks into a store and goes up to an employee and says, "How much is that T.V. in the corner?". The guy replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here". So the next day she goes in with a brunette wig on and goes up to the same employee and says, "How much is that T.V. in the corner?". The guy replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here". The next day she goes in with a red hair wig and says, "How much is that T.V. in the corner?". The guy replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here". She says, "How do you keep knowing I'm a blonde?" And the guy says, "Because that's a microwave."

Good one!

Love those jokes