I had a thought, let's start a story. I'll start it, then the next person will pick up where I left off, and the next will start from there, and so on and so forth.

Here we go, once upon a time, there was a rabbit named Frances, who loved to ride his tractor. One day Frances decided to take a ride down the street...

how bout we don't and say we did?


seriously, we had problems with these long neverending threads in the past. there were too many of them at one time and they had to be deleted.

Frances was unstable and paranoid. This led to his undoing, he was mauled by his tractor. On his death bead, his freinds Space Moose and Meaty Mammoth were...

I deny all allegations that I cavort with any Oryctolagi!

What's more, I have an alibi. I was enjoying an afternoon or riparian entertainment at the very same time as the deceased's time of death!

.....but then suddenly a spase ship landed besides the ded Frances. Out of the space ship three aliens came. The aliens where small and grey. They had big heds and eyes.
The aliens used there advansed teknologie to revive Frances. Becos you see...Frances wasent realy a rabit he was a alien to, he was just wearing a rabit suite. He was also the president of his planet........

...Meaty Mammoth had a heart attack and died of fright. Space Moose ran for his life, the aliens pursueing...

The chance of being alone with a corpse, an animal to boot, was too much for King Pillow. He was inexplicably drawn to the scene, he was powerless to resist the urges from deep inside him.


Meanwhile, Space Moose came to terms with the aliens and they sat down to play a game of Risk. The ghost from the Haunted House wandered by and decided to play as well. Kismit remained reluctant.

......It was a diversion, the aliens slipped out of there cotumses and were part of King Pillow's death sqaud!......

King Pillow's Death Squad was as well trained as the Imperial StormTroopers and so despite the fact that Space Moose was sitting 1 Risk board away from them, they never managed to hit him with any of their hundreds of shots.

The ghost eventually grew tired of this nonsense and led the Death Squad away and to their eventual deaths by walking off a cliff. Space Moose was not amused at the loss of his opponents since he had just finished conquering Australia and he now had a Risk set.

The Pillow Death squad returned as mutant-zombie pillow ghost-things. Space Moose and his [COLOR=red]new[COLOR=red] sidekick, Galaxy Goldfish, but Galaxy Goldfish was zapped by Pillow Dead Death squad zombies and turned into fish food. Space Moose, weeping over GG's dead body...

Realized that Galaxy Goldfish was nothing more than a hack and called up his old partners in crime, Billy the Bionic Badger and Bob the Angry Flower. Together, they easily smote the sequel to the most useless death squad ever created and impriosioned King Pillow, its creator, in a call with a large man named Maurice who wanted to do more than just cuddle at night.

Maurice............?????????

...King Pillow was blown out of Jail by Captain Red Skull and Hellcat. They ran to the secret underground lair tm, and grabbed all the guns. They shot Maruice in the head, he fell to the floor, blood gushing from the shotgun wound. Bob the Angry Flower was also blown in half by Hellcat. Space Moose and Billy the Bionic Badger were gasping in fright...

Crud.... Maurice didn't last long at all. Didn't get to find out what he wanted
to do "more than cuddle"...... shucks

Some how, Billy the Bionic Badger used his robot arm to crushed Hellcat's warped kitty cat skull. " What the @#$%*" Red Skull yelled, he took out his 45. caliber Night Hawk...

[SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][B] What is the story about?

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Frances the rabbit dies, lots of violnce, just continie it.

Red Skull missed the first 7 shots, he had to reload, he was sweating!

Who is Red Skull shooting at? The Rabbit?

And then Red Skull remembered that he had no fingers, and began projectile vomiting. Space Moose stole the Risk set and fled back to Canada, where he became a world renowned baker of breads and pies.

Or so it seemed. A femme fatale stait from a James Bond Film came in and seduced our hero Space Moose. Billy, sat and waited for the lovestick femme villan to com to him, he knew he could not take her on alone! She pulled a PP7 "My name is Sexy Sabertooth" She said. She came towards Space Moose...

Sexy Saber-Tooth then walks over to Space Moose. His only defece is the risk board. Then suddenly, SaRuMaN appears in a whisp of white smoke, he raises his staff...

With a wave of his powerful wand, SaRuMaN dissolved Sexy Saber-Tooth. Red Skull, mouth dripping with vomit walks closer to Space Moose. With that, SaRuMaN dissapears in a cloud of Black Smoke...

Space Moose does the only thing he can, he starts throwing cup cakes.

Why did you kill Frances?

I rather hope that Saruman makes this thread disappear.

One cupcake hits Red Skull's mouth. His eyes lighten up. Space Moose was throwing DANGEROUS CUPCAKES, they were filled with poison. King Pillow runs. His fluffy body runs faster than a Jaguar( car and animal). Sapce Moose run after King Pillow, as Red Skull fall over, the acid in the cupcakes melted his red skull...

It was like a race. Space Moose got onto a weird Moose and chased King Pillow. Suddeleny, Frances popped out of the ground. " Why did u leave me?"...

" Wha?" Space Moose stopped the riding Moose, the alien/death squad was just not there! The Alien was gone! It was just Frances the Rabbit. "C'mon lets get King Pillow, and after this, ill buy u some carrot flavored ice cream!" They rode towards King Pillow, his fluffy body turned to see...

this has just gotten bizarre, I'm sorry, everyone.