ok guys, i just saw this article on aol. they were spitting out corny break up lines. i was just curious to know, wut has been the worst or funniest break up lines you have used.

i, for one, will start. this was back in 7th grade. lol. she was a sophomore in high school. but i didnt want to talk to her anymore and just told her that the long distance thing didnt work out.( try five miles) lol, well, thats my best. sorry, i just havent had any real break ups on my part to tell. they all have broken up with me.

now lets hear ya'lls.

What's a ya'll? Is it like a yell? In that case: WARAHAHOOO!

its more like "you all" but combined. so u just say ya'll. i guess its a texas thing. sorry.

no funny ones. only sensable ones... *sigh*

I've heard a lot, for instance, I don't have time for a boyfriend right now, which means she didn't have time for me "you're just a good friend" and my all time favorite, "I know there's someone even better for you out there, and I didn't want to make her wait any longer/" someone actually said that to me.

me: i think we need to talk about our relationship
her: why? what's wrong?
me: ive met someone else and i think its time to let you know about it
her: you've met someone?
me: yes, im seeing someone else
her: no youre not, ive seen you everyday this week!
me: i saw her last night
her: no you didn't because i talked to you until midnight
me: i went to her house at midnight
her: youre lying!
me: no, im serious
her: youre cheating on me?
me: uh, yes, im cheating on you...
her: (punches me in the face)

lol Bizarro,
did that really happen?

did she leave you a black eye?

[QUOTE]"I know there's someone even better for you out there, and I didn't want to make her wait any longer/" someone actually said that to me.

i hear you on that one. i was said that too. its funny and sad at the same time. lol ohwell.

my roomate had a gf last year and she was one of those crazy ones. lol, so he finally told her it was over becuz, well, "your crazy." lol and she still didnt get the point. now that was funny.

Of course the British way to split up is a lengthy and somewhat frustrating business. It involves each party hanging on cravenly for month after month hoping that they will somehow be miraculously extracted from the relationship.

At it's best, there is no need for messy and undignified break-up situations.

At it's worst, people get married, have several kids and die at an advanced age still too embarrassed to tell their partner that they just don't really fancy them anymore.

...and the circle of life continues....

unfortunatley.

lol,
how sad its is.

@Aslan

some British words i like... for example, cravenly. you never hear that word used here, but its so perfect for describing that situation

Logan: yes, that did happen. no, i didn't have a black eye because she hit me in the cheek. i did have a nasty bruise though. she hit me so hard that my head was ringing. then she starts crying hysterically and i tried my best to calm her down. i don't remember how many tries it required before the breakup finally took hold, but i seem to recall us getting back together one day, then broken up the next. that cycle went on for about a week and then it was over for good.

that was my most mature breakup. i was totally open and honest with her and tried to discuss it rationally- explaining why i couldn't be with her and why she would be happier without me. that was a huge mistake. i just hate to break a girl's heart. it still makes me sad

I had an odd expierence. I broke it off with my long-distance girlfriend, and I hooked up with someone else for a couple of weeks. My ex came to see me walk, and we got back together for those couple of days. She asked me if I had been with anyone between, and stupidly, I lied. Then, the girl I hooked up with came to the apartment during my graduation party. So afterword, I told my ex, becuase I couldn't keep it from her, I had to be honest. So she flipped out, and she is still really pissed off, although she talks to me. Now, I fully take responsibility for lying and for the health risk posed... But I hurt her, and that really kills me. I'm a shmuck.

I broke up with my girlfriend that I lived with for 9 years...she slept around and I told her that I wouldn´t touch her with a tong. Have 2 kids with her and they both stayed with me.

I kicked her out.

The next girlfriend and I were toghether for 3 years.
I said that I needed space and moved out with my 2 kids to another house.
Then I told her that I really moved becouse I wanted to breake up with her.
She got all crazy and tried to run over me with her car (for real) and than when I got away she smashed right in to my car (2 times) and my car was wrecked.
And my lawn was never the same...and my sons bike got smashed too.. so did the garden furniture. thru the laundry rope ( my towels had tire marks on them )...and she drove of in a dust cloud.

That was not a nice breake up !
Something to tell the grandchildren.....

women .....

Reminds me of a movie...."war of roses" I think it was

Man, Kaj, I'm sorry. Seems you tend to home in on the crazy ones. don't worry, I do too.

not anything too funny. the wosrt one is a guy I dated took me out for my Birthday and said that he needed space to study for school since he was in college and needed to concentrate on his studies.. yet I was a year older and had already started college...it had not affected my studies at all. boy MEN,,, sometimes they just really bite. Talk about a lame excuse. ( and to boot he borrowed a mini recorder for lectures and never returned it!!!) what a BUM!!!

Only one I can think of thats even remotely memorable is similar to Bizaro's ( I'm having difficulty with the new name DS but I'll get it eventually .

Ex: I was with somebody else last weekend or something along those lines of getting with some dirty girl at a drunken party the previous weekend
Me: Way ya go then ..... I'm no ones bit on the side
That easy.... I cant handle posesiveness ..

Why do we do this to ourselves?

Because we crave attention from the opposite sex, that's why. I like girls, that's why I have problems. It's always the girl's fault. *BOLDFACED LIE*

Yes, yes, always the girl Yep, keep saying I'm done with them, never am though.

I have a generic one, that was said to me.

I'm just not happy with you anymore, knowing damn well what that really meant.(I'm leaving you for someone else that I've been involved with for a while.)