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dragonspark

I know that the government is a big conspiracy set up to destroy me. Perhaps this whole world which appears to be real, is really just a big illusion...like a stage, and i am the target.

possibly all of you guys are in on this! you probably know what im thinking and what im doing this very moment. it's not fair!

Or maybe im not the only victim of this. I don't know.

They send me signals with their headlights when i am out driving around. There are cameras and listening devices installed all over the highways and roads.


they are angry because i know too much. Some day, there will be a drive by shooting. They will shoot me, but i wont die. I will just be teleported to their world where they will torture me and alter my brain. Then maybe they will kill me. I think they are getting to that point. They are so angry. About a week ago, i was followed and nearly run down and killed by some strange-looking vehicle. it was terrifying.

Has anyone figured out an escape? The only one i know of is to enter into another demension.
But i don't know how to do so.
And what is the best way to keep them from scanning my brain. I doubt if tin foil hats really work!

Im sick of this. It isn't fair. angry.gif


-Becka


Nameless
Uh...welcome to the UM?
maghrebia
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they are angry because i know too much.


what do you know??? ph34r.gif

...you think to much yes.gif
Nxt2Hvn
Welcome to UM...

But I must warn you... I am in on the conspiracy.. and YES.. we are out to get you! ph34r.gif
dragonspark
QUOTE(Nxt2Hvn @ Sep 3 2005, 11:28 PM)
Welcome to UM...

But I must warn you... I am in on the conspiracy.. and YES.. we are out to get you!  ph34r.gif
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..are you going to give me any more information then that? You gotta prove to me somehow that you are in on it, or for all i know, you might just be messing around with me. mad.gif


-becka
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE(dragonspark @ Sep 3 2005, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE(Nxt2Hvn @ Sep 3 2005, 11:28 PM)
Welcome to UM...

But I must warn you... I am in on the conspiracy.. and YES.. we are out to get you!  ph34r.gif
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..are you going to give me any more information then that? You gotta prove to me somehow that you are in on it, or for all i know, you might just be messing around with me. mad.gif


-becka
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Uh... huh.gif I am playing around with you..... unsure.gif Or maybe I'm Not! cool.gif
Nameless
She's messing around with you yes.gif . What do you know that no other man besides the government knows? original.gif
dragonspark

[what do you know]


i know that they are on to me..that's what i know. They know that i know that they are an evil cult, and it angers them of coarse. I know that technology is much further advanced then i am led to believe. Well, i wont release much more information then that. If your in on it, then you know this already anyways.

-becka
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE(dragonspark @ Sep 3 2005, 11:46 PM)
[what do you know]


i know that they are on to me..that's what i know. They know  that i know that they are an evil cult, and it angers them of coarse.  I know that technology is much further advanced then i am led to believe. Well, i wont release much more information then that. If your in on it, then you know this already anyways.

-becka
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Geesh .. you are WAY too paranoid... you need to lay off the weed! wacko.gif
Nameless
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maghrebia
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Well, i wont release much more information then that.


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...... crying.gif

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dragonspark
QUOTE(Nxt2Hvn @ Sep 3 2005, 11:47 PM)
QUOTE(dragonspark @ Sep 3 2005, 11:46 PM)
[what do you know]


i know that they are on to me..that's what i know. They know  that i know that they are an evil cult, and it angers them of coarse.  I know that technology is much further advanced then i am led to believe. Well, i wont release much more information then that. If your in on it, then you know this already anyways.

-becka
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Geesh .. you are WAY too paranoid... you need to lay off the weed! wacko.gif
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disgust.gif i've never smoked weed or done any other drugs, thank you very much. That would just screw me up. i guess Im naturally "paranoid"
dragonspark
QUOTE(Nameless @ Sep 3 2005, 11:49 PM)
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this is not a laughing matter.
The Silver Thong
OH Becka if we wanted to get you we would have already, you are safe for now, go about your life as if we don't exsist. Forget about us we are more interested in the Caramel secret.

Piney
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QUOTE(Nxt2Hvn @ Sep 3 2005, 07:47 PM)
QUOTE(dragonspark @ Sep 3 2005, 11:46 PM)
[what do you know]


i know that they are on to me..that's what i know. They know  that i know that they are an evil cult, and it angers them of coarse.  I know that technology is much further advanced then i am led to believe. Well, i wont release much more information then that. If your in on it, then you know this already anyways.

-becka
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Geesh .. you are WAY too paranoid... you need to lay off the weed! wacko.gif
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dragonspark
QUOTE(The Silver Thong @ Sep 4 2005, 12:03 AM)
OH Becka if we wanted to get you we would have already, you are safe for now, go about your life as if we don't exsist. Forget about us we are more interested in the Caramel secret.
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thanks for trying, but it didn't work


-becka
NJC
QUOTE(dragonspark @ Sep 3 2005, 04:23 PM)
I know that the government is a big conspiracy set up to destroy me. Perhaps this whole world which appears to be real, is really just a big illusion...like a stage, and i am the target.

possibly all of you guys are in on this! you probably know what im thinking and what im doing this very moment.  it's not fair!

Or maybe im not the only victim of this. I don't know.

They send me signals with their headlights when i am out driving around. There are cameras and listening devices installed all over the highways and roads.


they are angry because i know too much. Some day, there will be a drive by shooting. They will shoot me, but i wont die. I will just be teleported to their world where they will torture me and alter my brain. Then maybe they will kill me. I think they are getting to that point. They are so angry. About a week ago, i was followed and nearly run down and killed by some strange-looking vehicle. it was terrifying.

Has anyone figured out an escape? The only one i know of is to enter into another demension.
But i don't know how to do so.
And what is the best way to keep them from scanning my brain. I doubt if tin foil hats really work!

Im sick of this. It isn't fair.  angry.gif


-Becka
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this reminds me of the simpsons hit and run game listen you need to fight back put up some videocams and spy on the government or a better idea sue the government for spying on you
maghrebia

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this is not a laughing matter


ok so I guess you're serious... dontgetit.gif
dragonspark
QUOTE(NJC @ Sep 4 2005, 12:10 AM)
QUOTE(dragonspark @ Sep 3 2005, 04:23 PM)
I know that the government is a big conspiracy set up to destroy me. Perhaps this whole world which appears to be real, is really just a big illusion...like a stage, and i am the target.

possibly all of you guys are in on this! you probably know what im thinking and what im doing this very moment.  it's not fair!

Or maybe im not the only victim of this. I don't know.

They send me signals with their headlights when i am out driving around. There are cameras and listening devices installed all over the highways and roads.


they are angry because i know too much. Some day, there will be a drive by shooting. They will shoot me, but i wont die. I will just be teleported to their world where they will torture me and alter my brain. Then maybe they will kill me. I think they are getting to that point. They are so angry. About a week ago, i was followed and nearly run down and killed by some strange-looking vehicle. it was terrifying.

Has anyone figured out an escape? The only one i know of is to enter into another demension.
But i don't know how to do so.
And what is the best way to keep them from scanning my brain. I doubt if tin foil hats really work!

Im sick of this. It isn't fair.  angry.gif


-Becka
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this reminds me of the simpsons hit and run game listen you need to fight back put up some videocams and spy on the government or a better idea sue the government for spying on you
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i was just playing that video game a few days ago happy.gif

well, i dont have a video cam of my own. Maybe i'll use a regular picture camera! that's a good idea.

I've been flashing my brights at them every time they send me signals with their headlights. It pisses those bastards off grin2.gif
..ummmm, but maybe it's not a good idea to anger them more than i already have dontgetit.gif


i couldn't sue them. i know that wouldn't do any good. The court would take their side because they are surely in on all this too.

-becka


Gmac1000

Hey Becka

How long have you been noticing matching numbers on say, a digital clock, do you know what I am talking about.
dragonspark
[quote=Gmac1000,Sep 4 2005, 12:38 AM]
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Hey Becka

How long have you been noticing matching numbers on say, a digital clock, do you know what I am talking about.
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eh...no...could you explain a little further?


-becka
Magikman
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possibly all of you guys are in on this!

Yes, we are.

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you probably know what im thinking and what im doing this very moment.

Yes, we do, and its not pretty, it would help if you pulled the shades down.

That's enough silliness.

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