elvis was so fat, the car he rode in had "wide load" on the back.
elvis was so fat, he used a VCR as a beeper.
elvis was so fat, his driver's liscense picture said, "picture continued on the back"
elvis was so fat, when he sat around the house, he sat AROUND the house.
elvis was so fat, when he found a nuclear missle launch base, he said, "oh boy, ciggarettes"
elvis was so fat, he's playin pool w/ the planets
uranium101 was so stupid, he put a donut back because it had a hole in it
uranium101 was so stupid, he couldn't think of any more jokes!

i am sorry everyone, i feel somewhat incomplete... i'm going to my room to rethink my life...