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Elysiumfire
According to astronomers whom have detected a strange mass of 'something', it is possible that mankind has less than 9 years to extinction! A cosmic dust cloud, 10 million miles wide is heading straight toward our planet and will hit at 9-15am (EDT) on June 1, 2014.

This destructive cloud was spewed out from a 'black hole' some 28,000 light years away near the center of our galaxy, and is 'vaporising' everything in its path; stars, planets, comets and asteroids. Its velocity is near that of light, and it was first discovered by NASA's Chandra x-ray observatory on April 6th of this year.

Regarding this issue a Dr. Albert Sherwinski is quoted, "The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting-edge ideas in theoretical physics." He then tempers his euphoria with, "The bad news is that the TOTAL annihilation of our solar system is imminent!"

Here is where the news is stored: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501

Happy reading

Elysiumfire
Celeryslam
ha weekly world news what a joke.
BurnSide
I'm afraid the simple fact that this is in Weekly World News proves that it's completely bogus.

This same taboild weekly publishes pictures of the President shaking hands with aliens. It's a fictional paper, a JOKE paper, and the same with the website too. They get their kicks by having these rumours being spread.

So sorry, it is not true.



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Oh dear. Check out some of the other headlines.
"CHINESE ADMIT: 'WE CAN'T TELL EACH OTHER APART, EITHER!'"


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Celeryslam
my history teacher brought in a copy of it this week and it had stuff like george washington was a woman and an angel hit my lightening. i think i might buy some copys.
character
rofl.gif i almost wet my pants (from laughing) from that sites storys, the most hilariuous thing i ever heard
The Skeptic Eric Raven
Come on people. Check your sources so you don't become a joke.
Elysiumfire
I thought it would be good for a laugh! I actually got the 'link' from a serious scientific website on solar activity, but as soon as I saw it, I thought, Hey! I'd better share this! So I did. Have your brooms at the ready guys, dust gets everywhere!

He He!

Elysiumfire
Nadal
I was about to crap myself untill I saw it was written by World News Weekley

I saw a story about a Alien Hybrid Baby was protected by Wolves.

They're pretty hilerious.
StalingradK
Wow, you know that Weekly World News is a joke right... Right... only a dee-dee-dee person would believe it. It's for pure enjoyment. Not for people to believe.
Frosty
You should understand that this is a joke and doesnot belong in this forum.
zandore
QUOTE(StalingradK @ Sep 18 2005, 01:43 PM)
Wow, you know that Weekly World News is a joke right... Right... only a dee-dee-dee person would believe it. It's for pure enjoyment. Not for people to believe.
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thumbsup.gif What entertainment it is. laugh.gif
Blizno
This explains why Planet X didn't destroy Earth when it was predicted to. Planet X got devoured by this cloud!
night shade
we all gonna die? so be it
PadawanOsswe
LMAO laugh.gif read the "Fat man-planet"
PoorPenelope
Way to spread mass panic. tongue.gif
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