One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to kiss each
other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in them
ood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?" Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
" Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" . "No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" . "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" .
"Oh yes you can. Please?" .
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it.
Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE INTERCOM ! !
Full Version: Stupid Guy!
That was REALLY funny, dj! whereŽd you get that?
by an email .. I think I sent it to you .. 
LOL that was funny,
Thank Dj
Thank Dj
That was very very funny.
This must be the islamic good girl version... Heard it before, only involving something else than a mere kiss...
Dj, yeah you sent it to me. it was as funny then as it is now.
bet the poor soul didn't know about the intercom...
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| bet the poor soul didn't know about the intercom |
Good point uranium101. In fact, therein lies the entire crux of this joke.
@AslanNicely put
| QUOTE (Phantom @ Aug 3 2003, 06:10 AM) |
| This must be the islamic good girl version... Heard it before, only involving something else than a mere kiss... |
I heard it too but then it was an BJ he wanted and the dad could give him that if she didnŽt..
still funny tho
| QUOTE (Aslan @ Aug 3 2003, 10:12 AM) | ||
Good point uranium101. In fact, therein lies the entire crux of this joke. |
That just makes it ten times funnier!!
Yer as Phantom stated ive heard that one before, arrived in Email but there was definatly more then a kiss involved 
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