A man walks into a bar and says [COLOR=red]"owwwww"[COLOR=red]



Ya know why, because there are 2 types of bars
BAR 1: A place to get drunk
BAR 2: A long metal pole

Been done King Pillow ....

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says " Hey why the long face?"

A man walks into a bar carrying a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist ...(can somebody tell me the punch line to this one )

A tattered piece of rope with a knot tied in the middle walks up to a bar and asks for a refreshing beverage , the bar tender then asks " your a piece of rope arn't you ? "
To wich the rope replies "Fraid knot" .......

didn´t get the one about the pianist, though.........what´s so funny?

Kismit, fair lady.. the full joke reads as follows:

A man walks into a bar carrying a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist ...
The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.

“Hey, what's that?”

“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”

“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.

“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”

“Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?"


Which, Jera, makes the joke a lot funnier...

Very funny

It´s certanly does! Thx!

Thank you Phantom it's much better your way

a mule sits down at a bar and asks for a beer and the bartender asks "something wrong?"
"no" replies the mule, "just a little hoarse"

haha