You clearly have things backwards, Subby, for it is indeed you who ride my coat tails. This is just the way things are. Accept it, and you will be a much happier person.

And I am not merely cute, nor am I merely pretty. I am both of these things, including hot. And not only do I have inverness and Christmas, I also have Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Thanksgiving, and Guy Fawkes Day. Do you have any of these? NO, you do not. It is time you just come out and admit that it is in fact you who idolizes me, not the other way around. It's okay, we're all friends here. It's perfectly acceptable.