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-I have the number 31 in my eyeball (formed by veins)

that's one of the funniest things ive heard... i guess i should explain. my wife is obsessed with stuff like this. she is always finding shapes or numbers or people in unusual places. for example, she found a 'fat looking pope' in our shower paint. she keeps drawings of all of these things that she finds and has a little journal of them.

anyways, that's why its so funny to me

Alright, I'll post some...

1. I HATE monkeys.

2. I can make almost ANY voice in ANY tone. Even some celebrity voices, too.

Sounds Cool ((Ghostboo))

Me?

1. Got into a fight with some mean-ass jock when I bumped into him. Of corse he kicked my ass, but i did sock him in the face before he killed me!

2. I once sent in a comic is made and sold it on the streets, of course thats what I do draw and sell my own comics. In case you are woundering what my trademark is, it ABDUCTION INC.tm! Maybe you would like to buy some?

--My ESP has saved my life or prevented serious brain damage twice.

1. When I was eight, I was sitting down outside with my friend and we were talking. At one point I just all of a sudden ducked and this metal baseball bat soared over my head. I turned back and it was the twelve year old next door neighbor, then for some reason he got scared and ran away.

2. I was with a friend walking down the street. I was on the street-side of the sidewalk. I just happen to duck (once again) and this truck sped by me really fast, it was right near the curb and the mirror would of hit me in the back of the head. (At the speed he was going the mirror would have broke off on impact)

*tsk *tsk, Shady Lady your 1 lucky Slim Shady

lol Sometimes King Pillow...sometimes...

(By the way, my name has nothing to do with Slim Shady hehee, it's just the fact that I can be one shady character...)

Rymes, Shady Lady, Rymes

Damn...you're right!


(Doesn't my alien avator have a cute butt?)

Cute butt!!!

I once owned a pet pirahanna named "Fido". (spelling?)


and........



I have a very high IQ (MENSA) & NO common sense!!!!!

What happened to Fido?

I could've joined Mensa, but didn't. I don't know what I was thinking. Also. I hate nachos.

Fido commited suicide. Little bugger jumped out of the fishtank & the dog & I looked at each other like " No way".....and I pretended I didn't see him till the ex-hubby came home.


I actually love animals & have a small zoo right now, but a fish with a mouthfull of razor teeth? Sorry....he was on his own.



okies....

1) I am scared of clowns, clown dolls, clown art, you name it.

2) I lived within 10 miles of John Wayne Gacy & 100 miles of Jeffery Dahmer


3) I litterboxed-trained my bunny & toliet trained my cat....

1.) My grandma talks to saints .

2.)..uh..this is sad...

On a promotional tour- I was filmed sitting on Darth Vader's lap (actor David Prowse). I thought Darth Vader was SO hot (all that leather & heavy breathing....)


and......


I still cry at Bambi

Well, ok

1) I still have the panda teddy bear I was given the day I was born. Not quite in mint condition. He has lost all his hair, has brass buttons for eyes, a sock (my dad's) for his left leg, burn marks in his nose and right ear, blue thread around half his nose (where it got caught in the mail box he was using as a cave), and his torso has more stitch work holding it together than the Frankenstein monster. I made him a sweater, out of more of dad's socks, to cover up the nasty surgery scars. Oh, all stitch work was done by me.

2) In eighth grade I used to win bets by guessing what color panties the girls were wearing. I was rarely wrong.

Hmm..

1. My eyes change from different shades of blue, green, and sometimes gray.

2. I once kicked a doctor against a wall when she put a needle near my arm.

(Hehe, running out of things to say...)

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1. My eyes change from different shades of blue, green, and sometimes gray.

So do mine.

mine too, i think they call that hazel

seems like it depends on the lighting as to which color they appear.

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1. My eyes change from different shades of blue, green, and sometimes gray.

Mine too.... they also can turn violet .......it's called Contact Lenses

I want contact lenses! *SIGH*
Too expensive...

Some more tidbits about me.

1. I just got my first professional massage ever last week and it was absolute HEAVEN. I have decided to get one every month from now on.

2. I can clap my feet

" 2. I can clap my feet "


Heheh, how did you figure that out?

My best friend and I used to always lay down on his bed to play nintendo or watch TV. ONe day I was just laying there on my stomach and I guess hitting my feet together like I was clapping. He thought it was the funniest thing in the world

Heheheheh, talented.

Oh u reminded me of some stuff Shady

1. When I was little I could burp the alphabet and my mom put me in a burping contest and I won against a guy who was 25 when I was 11

2. When I was 5 yrs old my dad and I bet on the super bowl. I wanted the red team to win, and he said that if they did he would by me a 3lb bag of m&m's. Well my team won and I have been a fan of them ever since. Go SanFrancisco 49ers. How could you not love a team who wins you free food in a bet.

If you have a microphone and a program like Roger Wilco or something, I'll challenge you in a burping contest!

Wow, that is neat that a couple different people have eyes like myself. Mine change from blue, to green, and also gray. Depending on my mood.

So many people here with such high IQ's..... Doesn't leave me feeling like one of the bunch.. I guess I will have to just stick with my street smarts, and common sense....


Reese

Did somebody say burping contest!!?!?!?!!

I am the undisputed champion and will challenge anybody at any time! Just say the word. I have also mastered the ever challenging reverse-burp. You say the word and I'm there!!!!

onward to victory!

(although I must clear up that I compete only for decibles and velocity, not length...though I am decent at length.....i can also do machine gun burps)

Bring it on! *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelch!*

1.) when i was 12, my friends and i decided to crash this party, but with water ballones. anyhow, we went at it. it was so much fun. hitting cars and the house that was hostin the party. then one car that we hit reversed. we were hiding under a pine tree. the guys in the car started talkin smack. my tuff, rebillous self stood and told them wuts up. when i looked back, all of friends had started running away. talk about backin me up. lol
2.) thru ages 6 hru 10 i had a maid that would take care of me. at age 7, she had a friend over. her and my bro (four yrs older) were kissing but not reallly. they would stick out their tounge and just touch tounges. i was like "i want to do that." i didnt know that it was. lol, my maid said ok and we did it. it felt so weird that i wanted to do again. she said "ok, this is the last time." lol that was my first french kiss, sort of. lol,

hehe, nice Logan

good one DS
i feel sorry for the nurse though.

1.) about a year ago, my roomate asked me if it would be ok if his girlfriend would stay a month or so with us. i was cool about it. couple of weeks went by and one nite, i came home from skool. i didnt know if anyone was there. as i was goin to my room, i glanced at my roomates room and the door was slightly open. lol, i saw some buttchecks, but not my roomates. i was so embarressed but didnt think they noticed until my roomated commented on something and expressed the word ASS. i just played it off, wut a punk .
2.) ok, this one is sad and sick. when i was younger (under 12 or so), i was so cruel to animals. i would shoot crows and other birds. then i would go to my backyard and look for any type of holes. when i would find them, i would put the waterhose in there and turn it on. every so often toads would come out. and as they would, i would snipe them down with my beebee gun. i know i was so bad. but not i cant even hurt a fly, ....ok maybe one but for sure mosquitoes.

I love Tacos.....



and know how to cook Cantonese.......

1.)i've never tasted Cantonese

2.) i was born eating tacos. hehe

@ loganXman

It is hard to come up with somethings that people might find of value to know. Sure, I own one of only 2000 Henry "Gizmo" Williams bobbleheads, but that probably means nothing to most of you out there.

Anyway, here are a couple with slightly broader appeal

1. I have met two people who have been murdered, both within a year of eachother.

2. I once bought 30 computers for 50 bucks. Auctions are wonderful things.

I figured I'd better jump in here sometime. Everyone seems very interesting.........


1. When I was 10 years old, I used to be on a bowling team. I received one trophy, and a few patches. We were called the peanut league.

2. I have twin sisters who are only 11 months older than I am. So for one month we are like triplets.

1. I had my grandfather, great grandfather, and a friend die within a year of each other.

2. I've been in a car chase.

well, some of you don't know how to describe things well. i would love to hear about that car chase, Snuffy

I grew-up 20 minutes away from Mass Murder John Wayne Gacy & 100 miles from Mass Murder Jeffery Dahmer......



My Father was a police Sargent in Skokie, when the American Nazi Party wanted to march through the prodominantly Jewish Village of Skokie, outside of Chicago.

Okay, I was driving to work one afternoon, with the radio really loud (who needs eardrums?) and I was doing about 85 on my way out of town. Well, a cop caught me, but since I was in my own little world I never saw him. Finally, as I was getting into Okay, I heard sirens, and looked behind me to see a police car, so I pulled to the side to let him around, and he pulled behind me. So I'm thinking, s--. what did I do? The cop came to my window and asked me "Do you know I've been chasing you for the last 8 miles?" I was too dumbfounded to say anything but the truth, so I told him the truth, that I didn't know he was behind me. I got a ticket, but some friends of my family heard the whole thing on their scanner, the cop kept radioing in that the green Ford Ranger wouldn't stop, and I guess he was starting to get nervous. Then, since their daughter worked at the same store I did and lived in Okay, she passed me pulled over on her way to work. So by the time I got to work, everyone there wanted to know why I was running from the law. So that's basically my story. And now running from the cops in Oklahoma is a felony. I should have done it more often

hehe, that's a much better story, Snuffy

rock on Schwartz!

A few years back, my friends and I were at a party, and late at night it started to wind down so we decided to play a game called Morgan's Plan or something like that, I don't really remember the name of it. Anyhow, the game consists of a book with a basic set of rules, several tasks, and a 100 sided die. My friend Jeremy and I ended up with the task of getting to a spot in town on foot before the rest of the group, who were all in cars. We picked a park in the middle of town, got about a 10 minute head start, and set off. We doubled back around my friend's house, then ducked into people's bushes and back yards trying to keep as far away from the streets as we could. We got the cops called at least a couple times, one hit his sirens once on a street we had just crossed, but we made it to the park first. Turns out, everyone gave up looking for us and went to buy more beer.

back when I was younger, my friends and I used to "prowl" until the cop cars came too. We were little pyromaniacs though and had many fire related misadventures, the worst one resulted in my leg catching on fire.

One night we went to the top of his street (which was on a big hill) and pured a couple gallons of gasolind down the street. We then lit it and ran. The entire street went up in flames. We also used to light the creek on fire as gasoline floats on water. Very stupid indeed. If I met my kid self now, I'd like to kick my own ass.

On the wide appeal of stupidity/unluckiness...

1. I once stole a washing machine.

2. I once had to physically fight a bodybuilder to get out of my own burning house.