I am freakishly short... only 5 foot!

And most of you know my personallity here.... and of course you all agree.. I am a sweet little Angel.. just as my Avatar suggests!

Ha im right handed and clearly we rule.

Nothing interestin about me at all.

Im a typical layabout, alcoholic student that goes to watch celtic play as much as possible and thats about it.... man am borin

An i play the twanger.

I went to a technical high school and pretty much flunked my freshman year. I was a quiet student, so teachers liked to make an example out of me....so I ditched class alot. Sometimes I would go to class, and they still would write me up..which made me angry...so then I would start skipping class again.

Also one foot is bigger than the other..like a half size bigger...I didn't find that out until I took ice-skating lessons. The guy did not want to sell me skates cause he said I would injure myself unless I got custom made skates....

Uh.. on my left foot... My big toe is much smaller than the big toe on my right foot... and it makes the second toe look really long!

1. I'm not always mad, in fact, sometimes I am sensible (dun dun DUN!!) o_0
2. I'm the arch enemy of moderators everywhere ( )
Ok..here's a real second fact:
I'm concerned about alot of things, and am currently making a website about all my concerns (alphabetised)
I'll post the URL when I'm finished. All about my concerns and other things.

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Greetings all...I have read some great posts here...yes, I'm new to contributing to the boards, although I have read some of the topics previously. As for me...2 things:

1. I'm claustrophobic .. would definitely not want to be in a stuck elevator, especially alone!

2. I've always been able to see owls when no one else can see them...wierd, they just "pop" out at me. The last time was in December...a beautiful big white owl!!
Maybe the owl is my spirit guide.

Have a wonderful day, all...

I really have nothing interesting to say But hey these are two (boring) things

1. I love shopping. I spend all my money as soon as i get paid from my part time job (waitressing) on useless things

2.I was a great athlete in high school; i was on the basketball team, volleyball team, and in the track and field team. I was also (still am) good at rollerblading (i can do various tricks like jumping backwards from the stairs etc)

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Really? I thought that was really boring compared with other people's achievments and interesting stories...thanks anyway DreamRebel

Here's 2 more:

1.I change my hairstyle almost every month; either by cutting it, changing the color, adding highlights/lowlights etc
2.I hate driving long distances

Alright well I'm about 5ft 6in.;

I am a pretty decent shot with a gun; am addicted to my SKS.

I work as an internet tech at a Christian ministry run internet service; previously having worked as a couseler? guard at a Juvenal Delinquent falility. So I am the guy they hand the phone to when there is an over excited customer (They find that I have 2 sides, a nice side that simply wants to help others and be peaceful; and a cruel side that finds a perverse pleasure in taking a total jerk-off and ripping them a new ass-hole!!)

I come from a farm and completely believe that about everything in the world can be fixed with duct-tape or bailing-wire. If that don't work yell at it!!! If it still don't work ; then take it out behind the barn and put it out of it's misery.

I was also home-educated from the second grade. So I suppose I have never been properly socialized Oh well. As if I really believe the loss has had that detremental an effect on my intercommunication capabilities.

Im about 5 ft 8 inches , So Im almost 6 ft as well .
My hair is blood red rather then the normal color redheads tend to have .
Have been taking martial arts for 6 years .

In my spare time I use c++ and other such programs , so far only made a few freeware games that are spreading around the internet somewhere ... lost the source code to a couple programs due to a hard drive incident with fire ...

I actually play paintball a lot . My current guns include a semi-auto PMI tracer 54 , Tipman 98 custom with flat , and a custom desighned pump gun that included a scope that has high pressure CO2 that lets it shoot for long distances ( twice as far as my semi auto's ) I don't plan on getting a fully automatic as they shoot too much paintball ammo per second and I cant really afford so many paintballs

And I like random video games including half life and Final Fantasy .

*holds candle*


Hi....my name is Moe Eubleck.... and I'm an alcoholic......


- only kidding

*holds candle*

Moe is 6 ft 3 inches. 220, athletic. MWM. I like long walks on the beach and the woman of my dreams must also.
............seriously tho

Moe is a mixed martial arts practitioner, fanatic. I have currenlty got 3 years in a JKD class that mixes brazilllian Jujitsu, muay thai, western boxing and greco-roman wreslting., with a bit of kali escima and knife fighting.
Thats what I do for fun. Other than that, I take care of 3 children. I cook clean and change diapers and help with homework and all that good stuff.
I play guitar drums and bass but only own a guitar and write music occasionally.

Well, I'll tell a little bit about me to...I'm 15. Live in the USA. uh, have done a few bad illegal things in my life *gets out scroll list* and I am failing school....

Two things? hm... let's see here....


1) I've been learning Japanese since I was 6. Though I'm really rusty at the moment.

2) I love to fish. The best fish I've caught so far was an 8 inch long Grayling. I love the fight of the grayling more than a trout or salmon. THey're more playful, and it takes more skill to catch them. NOt to mention they're better tasting over a camp fire.

1. I was the lead of the team that developed the software for the colorization of black and white movies. Absent-minded Professor, Rin Tin Tin, I dream of Jeannie are a few among the movies colorized.

2. I played Basketball for my state.

1) Did a runner from school at the age of 8 it's was aw'some and got cane day back lol..

2) Kill the class room gold fish age 5, my nan thought is was funny!!

Here two more.... Cut a tree down in our local wood, took us hours and it a illegal to do!.

Love my football and bring the hard man of the team, got to the final in the british deaf cup! .

Here is one from yesterday:

Came back from college to discover my house was locked, and I had forgotten my key. A neighbour saw me, one which I barely even speak to, and they invited me in out the cold. I sat in their home for 2 hours, putting on a fake smile at their boring conversation and I kept looking at the clock. I later discovered that clock was just an ornament. I then located another one with the correct time and I tried to keep lookin at without them noticing.

After almost 2 hours, I went back down the street and my front door was open.... Yes, it had been open all the time. Infact the family were in my house but had just not heard me knocking! So 2 hours sat in some ones house bored stiff was for no reason at all!

Another is that I can not drink milk, but can eat it on cereals, don't know why? if I do drink it alone I vomit. (If the smell of it makes me sick)
I can't eat cheese and butter, they make me vomit.

I am an accident child. I was born with an heart murmur, which corrected its self just as about the operation was to start.

I have never broke a bone or been in hospital for any reason. (Apart from visiting people)

I am an Aerosmith freak.

I study A levels, Media Studies, ICT , English and Sociology. ICT is being dropped due to a lazy night class teacher.

I have lived on this street (A cul de sac type street with 16 houses) longer than almost all the families currently living on it.

I can move both my ears without touching them. Either both together or alternatively.

A few days ago, I purchased myself a new laptop.
It is quite nice...

I have long brown hair down to the middle of my back. Usually slicked back
with moose, in a pony tail.

I sometimes give a large sum of money to a homeless person, just
because.

Non interesting life.

sits around and does nothing all day

Yeah but you know what... Moose smell horrible. My dad used to hunt them.

Even though I love the taste of Moose... I'll never hunt one. The smell alone prevents it...

You know the scene in Starwars where Han cuts open a tantan and says they smell worse on the inside?

That's the Moose.

And the cows (Females) Are very protective. I've walked home before and come between the cow and her calf. I was able to reach out and pet both of them though. By the time they figured I wasn't a threat I had been standing still for about ten minutes in 30 below weather. They're noses are so soft. I was able to pat both and continue on my way without harm..

(Just another fact about me. Buggy - Animal charmer *G*)


Another tidbit, my mom didn't want me. I remember a friend telling me that when I was little and telling me to stay near my dad. I asked her about it when I was older and she told me that it was true, then proceeded to curse out my dad for telling me. When I told her that he hadn't she looked at me funny. I remember telling her that Tiff (A friend of mine when I was little) told me she paled. Tiffany had died two days before I was born, and was her best friend's daughter.

You know what's funny...

I can't think of a single intresting thing to telll...

oh!

1. I can accually purr. Yes, like a cat. My roomate has fun with that by comming up behind me and scratching my head and back, and I'll just purr...

2. I've a tattoo, er I know.. not totaly intresting, but... was the only thing I could think of. And yes, it is, and no, it's not. *grins*

Here are two fun facts:

1. I don't have my driver's liscense.
2. I can't snap my fingers.

Good:
im very resourceful, i often go on 3 day trips on the bayou*, hunting, trapping, and fishing, sleeping under my pirogue at night, and then coming home, tanning the hides, and cooking the meat. it seems i am very much like bizzaro.

i have the best show chicken in all of louisiana (yes, its like the people who show dogs).

Bad:
my father is a lunatic who goes into literally murderous rages, then suicidal depressions, then wont talk for a week.

i am terrible at making freinds, socializing, i dont know how to flirt or party or talk with someone i dont want to talk to (so as not to offend them).

*a bayou is a geographic feature almost completly confined to Louisiana, its a very slow moving river often draing a swamp.

ive never been to the docter once in 13 years.

my nick name is 'buck' -not for the animal, not for the sports team, not for money-its short for 'bucket' as in bucket of swamp water.

1. I can't think of anything to say.
2. I'm at the computer. (not if you read this later)
3. I have two cars and can't drive.
4. I'm listening to Shine On You Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd.

Only me, sitting in an internet cafe in Mexico City, with crazy Latinos screaming at eachother... same old, same old... Anyway, on with the thread.

1) I'm about to become a publish author... (But everyone who knows me will be slapping their heads, saying, "tell us something we don't know... Big head!"

1a) Try again... ummm. I could put Dr. before my name, because I studied to become a doctor in animal science... but never have used it.

2) When I was 3 years old, I fell from a third story window. My gran ran down the stairs, exspecting to find me dead, but I was simply wobbling around playing with my toys! (The very toy I had jumped out the window to get, lol).

Bad:

Once I make up my mind to hate someone it becomes a life grudge. Though that only happens for good reason.

I belittle myself all the time, like say I'm a horrible artist, I'm an ugly person, and I'm useless. (Usually this earns me a ticklefest from my hubby, or threats to punish me for it (Still waiting for that to happen)

1. I came to live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania when I was 7 years old from Karpathos Greece, neither my parents or I could speak any english. I went to my 1st year of school there, and didn't even know how to say "hello" right. And now I am 20, and moved back to Greece after I graduated, and now can't even remember how to speak Greek right!!!

2. I own 4 parrots

I am currently watching Family Guy on my laptop.

I own most computer game consoles that you can name...

and I have a whole mess of birds at my gramps house

1. i was stabbed in the leg by a fish scaler when i was 14



2. i jumped off of a 15 foot high jungle gym and landed perfectly

First of all let me say. WOW really interesting people here

1. When I was 10 I got locked in the trunk of my moms car by my best friend (it was an accident) And I have been Claustraphobic ever since

2. I am terrified of boats, I hate them with a passion, I don't know why, I just do.

and...

3. erm...drat...I actually had something to say....i forgot..well I will just say that I have an awful memory!!! (My mother is so proud)

< I have interviews at both of the universities I applied to.

< I recently sent a stroppy letter to the governments department of education

< I am making another piano piece with Claire. Except this one will be remixed again by a friend of our (Going by the name of Th3 Sp4c3m4n)

Ok here it goes.

1) I have excersise induced asthma, but I smoke anyway. Sometimes I get asthma attacks from allergies, in fact I've been havin one since about 1:00 am and that is why I am still up right now at 4:00 am. I currently live with 4 dogs none of which are mine and I happen to be allergic to.

2) I have a serious, serious, serious problem with procrastination.

ok one more.

3) When I was a freshman in High School I was in Marine ROTC. This was before I had asthma. I was in my peak physical condition. One day we were having our annual physical fitness test and we had to run three mile in under 15 min. I never thought anything of this untill years later, but I ran those 3 mi. in 11min 56sec. Like I said I never thought anything of it untill about three years ago when someon told me the world record for three miles was a little over 13min. It's funny after I ran those three miles I was puking in the grass and my platoon kept urging me to join the track team. They said they had never seen a white guy run that fast. I never di join track though. Now I can't run 20 ft. without not being able to breathe.

< I purchased Silent Hill 2 today

< I wont be able to sleep tonight

1.I have a very open view of the bible
2.My mothers a witch

When I was 23 I was partying at a river in Gulfport, Mississippi. It had rained all night and we partied all night. As the sun came up the river was unusually high and a raging torrent. The bridge usually had a 20 foot clearance to the water. After the rain it had a clearance of 3 feet. I took off all my clothes and dived off of the bridge into the torrent. I came up right at the beach where we had been partying. My guardian angel must be extremely tired as well as frustrated that he was given to me!

I dont believe I said it yet...
But I have dyspraxia. Which means I can't write...

and my two are:

1:the daily record (national tabloid newspaper in britain) turned up to my (gay) wedding!

2:i did not get a job until i was 20,(safeway) and disliked working for someone else so i opened my own hair salon last year! being your own boss is so cool cos i never give myself into trouble for being late!