My mom forwarded this to me, so I thougt I would share it with all of you...

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are your crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "You never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."


(please feel free to change this using your deity of choice. I just posted this exaclty as it was sent to me.)

Because we men are morons. *shrugs* That's the truth.

If you think Women are morons, buddy, You haven't been close enough to one. Women are like Überhumans. At least My fiancee' is. I feel like a caveman around her.

I agree with you 100%.

I want to know how it is that I post something as sweet as this to only have it turn into an argument on men being morons. Lighten up guys! I get what you were saying Sukato. And Dust, I think it very noble for you to hold women in such high esteem. Please play nice guys, I don't want this thread to be locked.....

we're being playful.

Actually we locked an agreement 100%.

From a man's view, this is excellent. Yay us

And now, for beer!

no beer for me.
I'll take a "crystal light" thank you. All that aspartame is all I need to kill my brain.

Starlyte: I think it shows us women in a great light.. and to any man that reads this and agrees.. he is wonderful man who desrves a great woman in his life.

I like the little story, most men are jerks, and we need a woman to give us a kick in the right direction, and then another one, and then another one, anf then ano.....

That was a nice story Starlyte, I liked it, I agree with yall we are morons.

Very nice starlyte, Thanks for sharing.
So true............

i was born with a GPS in my brain...no need for that kick anymore.

Yes I am an idiot, a sexy idiot