Hello my dear friends.
There's something you all should know, although I'm not quite sure how to tell you.
It sure doesn't feel right, posting this for everyone to see, but I just can't keep it hidden any more. That's why this post shouldn't be a blog entry, because everyone needs to know.
Here goes...
I'm going away for a while. Quite a long while. I mean I may be some time. Not that bad, I know, but where I'm going is the big thing.
I'm venturing to the kitchen, to get a bowl of spicy chedar wedges.
It shall be a long and perilous journey. Wish me luck, my friends, and hopefully I shall return to you unscathed.
Anxious regards,
Socrates