QUOTE(draconic chronicler @ Oct 5 2005, 08:30 AM) [snapback]874590[/snapback]
Nessie can only be an eel or sturgeon if we completely dismiss the majority of sightings, including those of her spotted on shore, and detailed descriptions of a very equine-like head. On the contrary, nessie seems to resemble many other "lake monster" descriptions. If we conclude the "authentic" sightings are all the same type of animal, the best guess is that these are a primivtive zeuglodon type whale, which looks very much like a classic "sea serpent", being very elongated, and would have moved like a sea serpent as well, creating the tell-tale humps.
As for the new Loch Ness book, it is a total piece of crap. Just another predictable "kill the bad monster" fairytale. The author may claim Nessie is a giant eel, but he is so completely ignorant of real eel habits and abiities that is has become a kind of devious fantasy sea dragon instead, complete with a bone-strewn above water "lair" (something a "fish" would really have, right?).
Unlike even most other lake monsters, from the earliest accounts Nessie has never attacked a human, yet these idiot authors turn the creature into a rapacious man-eating monster to be ultimately slain by the human hero in the last chapter (oblivious to the fact the Scottish authorities would never allow it to happen, and would sooner shoot the human slayer than a creature tha has become a national icon). What garbage. Nessie needs a good lawyer to sue the bastards for writing and printing such BS.
Agree with you that the story of the book The Loch was totally fiction, but just was curious if there could be more of a rational explanation for Nessie/Champ/Ogopoga etc than just that they are Dinosaurs...
That is why I am trying to speculate and reason out what would be the best fit for all of the variables for these Lake Monsters, and believe that though majority of sigtings are either honest mistakes, lafe effects, and large fish, believe that some do fit into the category of being real animals, and believe that either long necked unknown seals, and that Whale that you mentioned seem to fit the bill best...
I do not believe in the Dinosaur explanation, but am open to them being animals also thought to be extinct, specfically Mammals...