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Nxt2Hvn
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because of
the grief they have experienced he decides to grant
them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers,
and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be
gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and quits laughing. He
says: "Make 'em all ugly again".

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . BE HAPPY
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endlessgirl
LOL. Good one!
Raptor
lol! I'd love to be able to that, just to see the look on their faces tongue.gif
nativechick1989
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I want to be the last one in line! w00t.gif

coldethyl
hahhahaa

that was EVIL! devil.gif
BurnedMaskAJ
yes, but DELICIOUSLY evil thumbsup.gif
justcallmefox
ROFLMAO!!!

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JMPD1
hilarious.

I can barely contain myself.
freaky6
If that ever happens to me, I am sooo going to try that. devil.gif
Pharoah
My d@d t01d th@T 1 2 m3 @ f3W w3Ek$ @g0.

1 gU3s$ It'$ fUnNY grin2.gif
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