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OtterLord
Tell me your results! My first result was "Examine your groovy aunt"


Its really hilarious and addictive. laugh.gif



http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13258
mystery-man
Got a link?
Shivel
Wait..

Yea, no I'm really confused.

Results of what exactly? Is there a link to this Excuse Maker? Do we make our own?
OtterLord
Sorry i forgot the link at first...
snuffypuffer
I'd love to take this quiz, but I really need to walk my sneaky monkey.

I like this!
wabbit
looooooool! I got:

"I'd really love to do the dishes, but I can't because I have to write my homesick donkey"


w00t.gif
Pharoah
I'd love to post, but I have to throw my Yiddish friend.

I'd love to post, but I have to pierce my burnt liver.

SnakeProphet
I'd love to post, but I have to poison my filthy money? blink.gif
Undefined_innocence

[quote name='snuffypuffer' date='Oct 8 2005, 09:21 PM' post='879948']
I'd love to take this quiz, but I really need to walk my sneaky monkey.

I like this!
[/quote


Maybe my sneeky monkey and your sneeky monkey can meet up sometime original.gif)!!


Walk my sneeky monkey.

My second try was chop my fluffy computer.
343 Guilty Spark
Ewwwwwwww.

My excuse is water puffy donkey. laugh.gif
Elvis
I'd love to post more on UM, but I have to scratch my sunburned butt.


...Website? Link? What link?



Ah.....
BurnSide
Examine my Floppy Aunt?


Jikes...
Nadal
Spank my Squishy Monkey.....o.0
Raptor
"Climb my huge sausage"
"Poison my gassy grandpa"
"Pop my yidish stomach"
"Hypnotise my dead aunt"

tongue.gif
ABOTU
I wanted to be in class today but I can't because I have to teach my poisinous gumbo? oookk.....
BurnedMaskAJ
I'd really love to do my homework but i can't because i have to scratch my fluffy burrito
I'd really love to do my homework but i can't because i have to pay my hot carpet
I'd really love to do my homework but i can't because i have to drive my homesick waffle
I'd really love to do my homework but i can't because i have to wrestle my burnt unicycle
Weird_Al_Wonnabe
I'd really like a detention, but i cant coz I have to FIND my DEMENTED DOG...

I'd really like a detention, but i cant coz I have to LOOSEN my HEFTY GRANDMA

I'd really like a detention, but i cant coz I have to LOOSEN my LUMPY CARPET

I'd really like a detention, but i cant coz I have to POP my FUZZY GRANDMA

I'd really like a detention, but i cant coz I have to EAT my BURNT BANJO


I'd really like a detention, but i cant coz I have to TAME my DEAD COMPUTER

I'd really like a detention, but i cant coz I have to SALVAGE my FLOPPY ARM

justcallmefox
"loosen my sticky dreadlocks"
"pay my bulky wart" <??
"water my scary butt" laugh.gif
"jump my floppy donkey"
"analyze my dead bomb" ph34r.gif
Moose-Of-Armageddon
I'd love to kill myself, but I have to drive my flaming donut

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to fight my deadly tattoo

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to watch my sunburned ego

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to twist my husky brother

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to bury my salty plants

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to pierece my scary wart

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to disarm my sleepy burrito

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to cover my frozen dad

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to floss my inbred grandpa

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to eat my squishy sister

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to bathe my upset hamster

I'd love to kill myself, but I have to loosen my demented scab

Oh, so funny! *does dance*
Great Big Sea
"Cover my frozen Dad." Or something. grin2.gif tongue.gif
Hirotho
I'd really love to do my homework but I have to lose my crazy pills original.gif

EDIT: Ewww!

I'd really love to do my homework but I have to scratch my sunburnt butt!

That's just wrong.
iac_tracker
"pop my squishy sausage" laugh.gif
"sponge my puffy toenails" huh.gif
"find my inbred inner chlid" w00t.gif
"floss my dead mailman"
"wrestle my broken grandpa"
"shave my tiny sausage"
"wax my floppy grandpa"
"pierce my salty butt"
dang.... this thing doesn't hold back does it?
tcgram
I'd really love to babysit, but I can't because I have to...revive my frantic carpet! LOL
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