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Sofia Alexandra

Oct 10 2005, 12:09 AM

How To Recognise UM Members:

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A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says: "My, you are a fascinating specimen! May I probe you?"

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Somebody sees a picture of Britney Spears in a magazine and yells : "Fake! Fake! Photoshop! Fake!"

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Ok that's what I came up with. Got any more ways to recognise UM people?

Raptor

Oct 10 2005, 06:15 AM

QUOTE(Sofia Alexandra @ Oct 10 2005, 01:09 AM) [snapback]881086[/snapback]

A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says: "My, you are a fascinating specimen! May I probe you?"

lol.

I can't think of any. Not yet anyway.

Sofia Alexandra

Oct 10 2005, 01:57 PM

Wait till two o'clock in the morning...

Kryso

Oct 11 2005, 11:32 AM

All they think about is what next to post!

Elfstone810

Oct 11 2005, 08:59 PM

LOL! This is hilarious! I don't have anything to contribute, but I'll think about it.

Kismit

Oct 11 2005, 09:33 PM

U.M. member walks into a restaurant and says, 'Can you varify your sources?'

nick_fury

Oct 12 2005, 10:10 AM

U.M. member goes up to a person of the opposite sex and says 'PM me

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JohnnyBoyC

Oct 12 2005, 06:50 PM

LOL!!!

cant think of anyright now

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