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Erikl
Well being that yesterday was my 6-months annual in the service as an Airman in the Israeli Air Force, I've found the following story to be suitable.

WARNING: IF YOU ARE A SOLDIER AND NOT AN AIRMAN\AIRWOMAN, YOU MIGHT GET OFFENDED FROM THE FOLLOWING tongue.gif


Anyhow, here we go:


Airman vs. Soldier

There's an Air Force guy driving from McChord AFB to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to McChord AFB. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.

The Air Force guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says,....."Man, I am really lucky to be alive!"

Likewise the Army guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, ..... "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"

The Army guy walks over to the Air Force guy and says,...... "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of archrivals"

The Air Force guy thinks for a moment and says,

"You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived this wreck"

So the Air Force guy pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.

He says to the Army guy, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship"

The Army guy replies, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Army guy hands it back to the Air Force guy and says, "Your turn!"

The Air Force guy twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
beast_boy
PWNT!
Kryso
Mean person...
nick_fury
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I know that story, except when I heard it the characters were supporters from rival football teams
__Kratos__
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You know... that isn't to bad of an idea. tongue.gif
Paranoid Android
I heard it too. But it was the cruel hot chick leading the poor dude around "Ooooh, this is fate that we're meant to be together, let's drink".

Manipulative B**** angry.gif

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Stellar
Lol. I'll let this one go... afterall, we all know its the soldiers that work for their money, as opposed to those lazy airmen... grin2.gif
Walken
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There are tons of variations of this. A man and a woman...rival football teams...a good joke all round.
Accident
i know one!

a lawyer and a judge where sitting in an airplane flight next to each other, the lawyer takes of his shoes, since, the "waitress" passign out drinks to everyone in the plane gives them both one liter bottle of coke for them to share, they finish it, hte lawyer says " you want me to bring you more? " Judge: "yes please"
so the lawyer goes , as soon as the lawyer is out of sight , the judge spits in the shoe, and the Lawyer coems back, when the judge finishes the lawyer asks " do you want more?" the judge eagerley says "yes"
so lawyer goes and the judge spits in the other shoes, he brings back the coke and the judge finished it, they were landing and the lawyer puts on his shoes when he feels spit on his socks and says " OH MAN!
when will hte spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes stop between Lawyers AND JUDGES?!?!?"
PadawanOsswe
QUOTE(Accident @ Oct 13 2005, 05:05 PM) [snapback]886489[/snapback]

i know one!

a lawyer and a judge where sitting in an airplane flight next to each other, the lawyer takes of his shoes, since, the "waitress" passign out drinks to everyone in the plane gives them both one liter bottle of coke for them to share, they finish it, hte lawyer says " you want me to bring you more? " Judge: "yes please"
so the lawyer goes , as soon as the lawyer is out of sight , the judge spits in the shoe, and the Lawyer coems back, when the judge finishes the lawyer asks " do you want more?" the judge eagerley says "yes"
so lawyer goes and the judge spits in the other shoes, he brings back the coke and the judge finished it, they were landing and the lawyer puts on his shoes when he feels spit on his socks and says " OH MAN!
when will hte spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes stop between Lawyers AND JUDGES?!?!?"


LMAO
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