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A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their
homes.

One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a
baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it."

The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and a Chinese face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it."

Then a third boy piped up, "In the bathroom we have a flat, square box with numbers on it. Every day my mother stands on it first thing in the morning and screams 'OH MY GOD!!!'"

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LisaMHD
Hehehehe!!!!! original.gif) That was cute!!!
justcallmefox
laugh.gif w00t.gif rofl.gif i had to think about it for a minute, but that one was GOOD.
Kryso
Ha... I know I've been worshiping it for years! (Hold it I'm male, I'm not suppose to say that, lol)
Undefined_innocence
I refuse to own one of those... it cam become quite depressing after the first few times of " Oh My God" 's.
nativechick1989
laugh.gif I wonder how many DO worship the scale . . w00t.gif
Great Big Sea
Cute joke. thumbsup.gif original.gif
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