Eat till you fill
Don't be afraid of the bill
Sweet
Sweet and sour
Look that way, find the buffet
How many pies you like
And pies you taste
The icecream alike
And roasts you'll baste
All you order and all you take
Is all the food you'll ever make
Run, fatty run
Reach McDonalds, and fill your tum tum
And when you're full and return to your mum
Beware of the diet, don't let her give you another one
For long you eat, and short you live
But only if you shoot the fruit
Riding an unbalanced diet wave
You race towards an early grave
Taking away, the leftovers that make up the next morning
You fritter and wasted the rice you gave up for a chicken wing
Licking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Looking for someone or something to show you an onion ring
Tired of eating all the health food, while your friends get tooth decay
You are young and thin and slim, there is oil to drink today
And then one day you find, ten pounds have gone behind you
No one told you to exercise and run, now you are the fat one
So you wait and you wait to lose the weight but it's staying
Sneaking up on your heart to give you a cardiac arrest
Your bum is the same, in a relative way but you're fatter
Shorter of breath and one big mac away from death
Every finger's getting shorter never seem to reach your toes
Plans that either come to naught or half a pound of fasting woes
Hanging on in blubbering desperation is the obese way
The time has come, the song is over
Thought I'd something more to satay
Honey, get a heap
Get a good hive with good bees and
you're sweet
Honey, it's like sugar
Grab that jar with both hands and
spread it far
Bread, fruit, tomato soup, I don't care,
It just tastes so good everywhere
Honey, get back
I'm all right Jive keep your hands off of
my bee-hive
Honey, take a sip
Don't give me that fatty fat fat
bullshit
I'm a highly morbidly obese
white man
I'm gonna go eat a leg of ham
Honey, it's a crime
Don't share it fairly I want the whole
of the pie
Honey, so they say
Is the root of the obesity epidemic today
But if you ask for a supersize it's no surprise
They're eager to give them away
Us, and them
And after all, we're only slighter heavier men
Me, and you
God only knows,
Forward, he cried, from the window
and they moved up the drive thru
And the Colonel sat and the grease
Moved from him to you
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Thats all
NOTE: I did not write this. Actual name not available.
I just found this a funny parody to add
