A Texas Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told
the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just
won $5,000 in
the
statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the
Highway Patrolman
.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,"
he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the
passenger seat. "He's
a
smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one
look at the cop and
moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a
voice said, in
Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

lol
that's awsome