I didn't see any forum for introductions/new members so I thought that this was the best place to say a quick hello.
Well, let me see here....
Okay, first, my name is Sarah. I'm originally from Baltimore, Maryland but moved to Ft. Lauderdale about 6 months ago to go to a College for natural health. I'm studying paramedical skin care and will graduate in October 06. YAY ME!
I'm 23 and act about 33 and look about 18. I have a Boston Terrier named Moxy and a kitty named Lux. Oh, and a boyfriend named Jason, who is actually 33.
Not that any of this is really interesting or important, but I just thought I'd give you a little info about your newest member.
Well, tata for now. I must get ready for class.
Love and light!
-S

I like bashing Hummers with baseball bats as well!

hi sarah
nice way to make your entry
welcome to um

lol.... Yelekiah!

*BEEP* *BEEP*

NEWBIE ALERT!!!!!

Welcome NatureGirl

We're mostly good people around here. Have fun, look around, meet new friends, look at the interesting wildlife. You know, the usual stuff.

Regards, PA

Hi and welcome.... Look forward to reading your posts!

PA! Please stop activating the newbie alert! Try to get some sleep in my cage, I do!

Oh, hello, welcome to UM, NatureGirl! You'll find your room on the eighth floor corridor, I think it's somewhere along the lines of '25211? '

Anyway, you can visit all UM Members throyugh here, by posting. Of course, PMs can be sent...Just go to their rooms! Now, I need to sleep!

welcome Naturegirl.



Enjoy your stay.

Glad you could join us....enjoy your stay!

NO! Stop that blasted newbie alert!

C'mon Moose....rise to the occasion.......or at least pretend to....

Fine.....*Does Moose dance half-assedly*

Welcome to UM.

See? Now was that so bad?

Yes......I NEED SLEEP, WOMAN!!!!


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I'll be quiet now.......

That's a good idea.....next time you call me 'woman' you'll get put to sleep.

*Wimpers*

*Dives under cushion*

welcome to your new addiction

You are so funny Moose

a big welcome to you NatureGirl enjoy your stay

Welcome to Unexplained Mysteries, where every mystery is to remain unexplained or else.

And here is your complimentary Newbie Fruit Basket.


Enjoy.

Wow, I nominate her for the most detailed and personal introduction of a newb that I have ever seen.

She has my vote. It was so...cohesive...premeditated...(we'll be watching you)

I was too terrified to post my age let alone my whole history! I was looking out for Nature Girl's postal address! But Welcome NatureGirl. Thank you for being so open.

(Damn *kicks PC unit* I put in my date of birth so I can hide no longer....NOOOOOOO!)

Love and Light back!

xxx

Yes, her entry was smooth...too smooth. Indeed, we shall be watching you with our left eyes.

Hi, NatureGirl!!

Welcome to UM . . . we're one big Happy Family here!



Enjoy yourself and make lots and lots of friends!!

~NC

Hey, I'm StalingradK... Say anything wrong about World War II... AND YOU'LL BURN FOR IT!!! But really.... have a nice stay

WOW! What a fantastic response from all of you!
I rather enjoyed my WELCOME gifts.
Yes, yes, I know, I'm very open. Sometimes a little too much, but hey, thats just who I am.
I can't wait to have a HUMMER bashing party! DIE YUPPIE SCUM! DIE!
Below is a pic of the whole family in NYC:

So, yeah, not that anyone requested a photo, but just thought I'd let you put a face to the name.

Big family.

Now we'll be needing your birth certificate, social secruity number, home address and a list of your fears.

Did I forget to mention bank account?

thats
NatureGirl you will enjoyed it here like nowhere else.

Welcome naturegirl, i hope you have fun, and i hope we can become great friends.

Hmmmmmm, my fears...
Tommy Hillfiger
Small spaces
Churches
The Amish
The government
Growing old
Looking old
Cancer
Death
Death of loved ones
Loud ring tones
Jocks
Large crowds
Infants
Getting a speeding ticket (I've never had one and plan to keep it that way!)

Theres many more things to add to my list but I'll let you all muse over these for now.
Oh yeah, and I should also mention that...I'm afraid of Americans, I'm afraid I can't help it...

hehe, I'm a dork.

well... welcome to UM.

Sort of puts my alarm to shame, doesn't it. You just had to outdo me, didn't ya

Credit card details.......

Welcome to UM dare!

Hi NatureGirl.

Welcome to UM

Welcome, NatureGirl.
First, be careful of some of these people. They'll getcha a lot. But they're fun anyway. 'Cept for some of the skeptics (septics).
Fears: Hilfiger causes acne. Small spaces are good places to meditate. Churches cause guilt complexes. The Amish are trying to take over the world. But the government is resisting anyone else's rights to it. Old ain't such a bad place to be if you've already died a couple of times and lived to tell about it. Cancer can be survived if you stay away from conventional freaks (I know, I did this and survived a 'terminal' bout). Death ain't so bad, if you've been there (done that a couple times, too). When loved ones croak, they just head on out to a different place, to return again or not, if they want to (and if they do, they're either fools or gluttons for punishment). Loud ring tones suck. Jocks are weird anyway, most are unfulfilled and will be until they figure themselves out, so ignore them if possible. Large crowds suck too. Infants are just folks trying to make sense of their decision to return (it's been said that the cries of a newborn are not pain, but something like "Oh s---!! I'm back!!). No comment on the speeding ticket.

Anyhoo, welcome to the world of weird.

Good one about the infants, RabidCat. If they couldn't cry they would die. I mean that quite literally - they need something like food and they cannot say the words, so they cry and that causes an unparalled reaction in adults to 'shut them up' with whatever it is that they need! But aren't they cute anyway!

We-e-e-l-l-l-l, I s'pose so. Unfortunately, kittens grow up to be cats. But then, I'm a cat lover too. But I never gave mine something to 'shut them up' since I figured there was something needed.
Hmmm. Maybe there's still a lot lacking...

You know I was only being silly, RabidCat, I have 2 adorable children of my own. I was saying 'shut them up' because that is what people other than parents say about a crying baby... The problem with crying babies is trying to actually FIND what is making them cry!! lol

Yes, ma'am, I'm aware of that. Having read many of your posts I would Never take you to task, you know that!!! After all, you just may have to give me good info on Australia!!

Info on Australia? Anytime, brother!

Oh, no. NatureGirl will be leaving soon! Here comes my super-mega loud ringtone!

*Phone sends off huge blastwave of sound with Crazy Frog Remix!*