her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon
a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge
red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your
tomatoes so red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same
thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for
two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
