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psicohunter
i heard that a lady's cat had a acident on the landry room floor and the first thing she saw to poor was bleach
not smart
when she did there was a posiun cloud that ingulfed the room and she had to get the out of there
_Nyx_
Not sure if the story itself is true, but you must never mix ammonia and bleach...bad news.... ph34r.gif
psicohunter
yea thats what i heard......not smart
FloridaLizardQueen
Oh jeez, I've used bleach to clean out my cat's litter box after I emptied the litter in the trash and then washed it with soap and water and nothing happened to me ......
SoLLiZ
some lady said that on coast to coast a few nights ago. i used to work in a shipping factory and some moron dropped a case of bleach in a truck. i was joking around and told him to throw kitty litter on it, and he did. stupid redneck went home sick.
codenamecloud
this is kinda funny actually
sourpatchkid
Dangers of mixing bleach and ammonia
Yeah, you should never mix bleach and ammonia, you also never mix two products with different bleach bases, such as Clorox ™ and Drain-O ™, its not quite as bad, but it can still make you sick.
StalingradK
It's a low grade mustard gas ;(
SoLLiZ
haha, i can see old german soldiers throwing bottles of clorox and cat poop at the enemy
psicohunter
QUOTE(codenamecloud @ Oct 22 2005, 11:56 PM) [snapback]899216[/snapback]

this is kinda funny actually

yea it is
Creepy_Steve
Darn there goes my 1st annual Pie in Bleech competition. hmm.gif laugh.gif
sourpatchkid
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It's a low grade mustard gas ;(

no kidding?

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haha, i can see old german soldiers throwing bottles of clorox and cat poop at the enemy


w00t.gif You just came up with the best new type of warfare since monkeys hit eachother with rocks!!! tongue.gif
psicohunter
hay guys is the gas flammible....
Shivel
QUOTE(SoLLiZ @ Oct 23 2005, 02:32 AM) [snapback]899304[/snapback]

haha, i can see old german soldiers throwing bottles of clorox and cat poop at the enemy


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Help the troops. Give them a kitty.
Jeenuh
yeeehh, im pretty sure thats true, my mom leaves bleach in the toilets sometimes to clean them, usually i flush it down first but once i really had to go and i peed in it and it. uh, was scary so i flushed real quick. original.gif!

tmi yes?
Hmm
Yes, it is a mustard gas, no it isn't flammable, and I highly doubt that the amount of ammonia in urine is enough to form a "cloud of posion gas". Why do you think there are products like 2000 Flushes out there that are made with bleach? The major stink in pee is urea and uric acid.
101
QUOTE(FloridaLizardQueen @ Oct 23 2005, 03:23 AM) [snapback]899196[/snapback]

Oh jeez, I've used bleach to clean out my cat's litter box after I emptied the litter in the trash and then washed it with soap and water and nothing happened to me ......

laugh.gif me too. That is funny.
snuffypuffer
It's a better party trick than blowing vodka past a lighter. yes.gif tongue.gif
Mr Ed
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don't pee on bleach


Ah damn, that's my plans for the weekend out of the window.

matthewgoad
However Urea can be fun too.. Using it in grass to write words can be quite amusing.. Has to be a decent percentage though, 45% I believe.
beast_boy
famous scenes of peeing on shirts ruined by bleach: take one! "if you pee on a silk shirt it won't-AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"
SoLLiZ
i wonder what would happen if i had a half full bottle of bleach, then peed in it, and left the lid on it for a while.

and i wonder whose house to open it in and go running out of laughing.
matthewgoad
Not mine, please.. That's a smell you'd have a tough time getting rid of.
Carla
Ah I wasn’t aware it was harmful …..ill remember that in future. original.gif
snuffypuffer
Now look, people peeing in bottles of Chlorox is going to be rampant, now. no.gif
frogfish
LOL, ill have to tell the manager of Taco Bell to use bleach to clean the urinals
Ancient World Wonders
QUOTE(SoLLiZ @ Oct 23 2005, 01:32 AM) [snapback]899304[/snapback]

haha, i can see old german soldiers throwing bottles of clorox and cat poop at the enemy


Fire out of the hole. innocent.gif
SilverCougar
QUOTE(FloridaLizardQueen @ Oct 23 2005, 03:23 AM) [snapback]899196[/snapback]

Oh jeez, I've used bleach to clean out my cat's litter box after I emptied the litter in the trash and then washed it with soap and water and nothing happened to me ......


You took out the source of urine and ammonia first... that's why nothing happened. Had you poured the bleach over the consintrated amount of urine soaked litter.. you would have had something happen.

Urine has ammonia so.. NaOCl + 2NH3 --> 2NaONH3 + Cl2.

Cl2 is chlorine gas which does *very* nasty things to a body.
Ancient World Wonders
QUOTE(SilverCougar @ Nov 1 2005, 02:25 AM) [snapback]911692[/snapback]

You took out the source of urine and ammonia first... that's why nothing happened. Had you poured the bleach over the consintrated amount of urine soaked litter.. you would have had something happen.

Urine has ammonia so.. NaOCl + 2NH3 --> 2NaONH3 + Cl2.

Cl2 is chlorine gas which does *very* nasty things to a body.


Um, and should such a formula be posted on a general forum website like this for wackos to use?


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Hirotho
I dont get it... so what happens if you pee on some bleach? Poison gas?
SilverCougar
Yes... a very nasty poisonous gas. Chloride is something you don't want to mess with.

And Resis... It's common (or atleast I thought...) knowledge.

They teach you it in high school chemistry classes... if not, they should.. it's more for safty then anything. ;P
Hirotho
So what would happen if I put some bleach in the toilet and peed on it. I think I'll try it it sounds cool!
SilverCougar
Galor... there's a reason they hand out Darwin awards...

And I hope that you're just being an idiot to try and make someone act all "Don't do it!"
SoLLiZ
galor, it might be diluted and not as strong, but i don't know.

i just wish this would be on some "lost episode" of mr. wizard. that would be funny as hell.

"now billy, urinate in this bucket of bleach, but first go in the closet with it"

billy goes in closet with bucket of bleach and begins to pee. mr. wizard pulls out a key and locks the door.

"die billy, die"
SilverCougar
it just amazes me... that this isn't common knowledge...

That ammonia combined with bleach.. is bad. That urine is mostly ammonia...

I mean it was one of the first things tought to us in high school chemistry... Do they not even do that anymore?? Or does no one pay attention? Eitherway... it's mind boggling... And it makes me cringe to think about the school systems...
Fox McCloud
QUOTE(LilaBurrows @ Oct 22 2005, 09:57 PM) [snapback]899179[/snapback]

Not sure if the story itself is true, but you must never mix ammonia and bleach...bad news.... ph34r.gif


Oh...DON'T mix ammonia and bleach... mellow.gif
Xenojjin
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LOL, ill have to tell the manager of Taco Bell to use bleach to clean the urinals


Would people really notice any differance ?

I never liked taco bell .
Ancient World Wonders
QUOTE(Galor @ Nov 1 2005, 03:59 PM) [snapback]912320[/snapback]

I dont get it... so what happens if you pee on some bleach? Poison gas?


No, just a very bad smell. But add some other chemicals into the mixture and you've got yourself some very powerful stuff! yes.gif
Ancient World Wonders
QUOTE(Xenojjin @ Nov 2 2005, 11:02 PM) [snapback]914160[/snapback]

Would people really notice any differance ?

I never liked taco bell .


Better get use to it, they're the only ones that survive the fast food frachise wars in the future and are Sly Stallone's favorite food.

tongue.gif


*Demolition Man*
SoLLiZ
i just hope arnold doesn't become president and i dont live in the sewers eating rat burgers
hamellr
QUOTE(SoLLiZ @ Oct 23 2005, 06:32 AM) [snapback]899304[/snapback]

haha, i can see old german soldiers throwing bottles of clorox and cat poop at the enemy


Actually it was invented during the American Civil War.
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