Please on this up coming unholy day of Halloween, don't buy a pumpkin to mutilate into a "jack-o-lantern".

Please think of the pumpkins!

LOL
What?

It's a terrible crime.

I see it every year.

If we own the pumpkins, we can do anything we want with them!

It's people like you who give Squash Hunting a bad name!

I hope you're happy.

So does this mean we should have a strike on pumpkin pie too?

Unspeakable crime.

Just... WHY?!

How would you like your guts ripped out and then a candle shoved in your body cavity.

Its just wrong, wrong I tell you.

Like there's never been a pumpkin that didn't deserve it!

How could you?

How COULD YOU? *throws self to floor, crying*

Well....you get some newspapers.....a marker and a large carving knife.....

I wonder how Jack Skellington feels about all this.

What if we dont stop it, will you get jack the pumkin king on us?

muahahahaha......

Lila (shakes head)...that is just sick.

Don't worry Kratos, I am sure that the pumpkins realise their karma because they were grown from seeds to be eaten or turned into jack-o-lanterns. I am sure they have had a really nice life already growing on their vines...sitting in the sun and the rain...being played violin music by a kindly farmer....

They are feeling happy and sending us thought vibes like "I am yummy"; "Eat me"; "Poke a sharp knife into me and a candle inside"....


It is all good!

heh...welcome to my warped mind....

Kratos, are you anti-squash carving as well?

Very! I'd lay my life down for an innocent squash! I mean, what did they ever do to you?!

Me? I tripped over one, and fell down a flight of stairs.

Guess you need to get your affairs in order then.....cause I go after them with carving knives, too.....

This sounds like the kind of thread that would be started by a pumpkin...

And why are u pumpkins so upset? some years ago some wild pumpkins invaded my grandma farm, so i took my revenge in halloween.

YOU ATTACKED FIRST PUMPKINS SO PLZ and i am asking u nicely, SHUT UP!

...damn protesters

The pumpkins provide a valueable service.

They allow people to vent out their twisted desires with knifes safely away from others.

Ummm...pumkin pie

They're evil, I tell ya!

Kill 'em.. ermm.. I mean, CARVE THEM!








*wabby skeered*

Don't worry Wabbit. *cocks pumpkin carver* It's huntin' season.

LMAO (god this really didn't happen did it?? poor guy... )

My buddy Jimmy Pumpkin always gets depressed around this time of the year. But this year Mrs. Pumpkin left him and his pet orange got run over, so he couldn’t take it anymore. He jumped off the back of the cart on the way to work yesterday. He’s in the Great Field in the Sky now! Bless him!
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Kratos, there should be a disclaimer that this thread has graphic images. I nearly lost an eye.

Poor Jimmy Pumpkin!

Very cute thread.

I'm sorry Kratos but I had to post this site.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/pumpkin_carve.asp
(Kill me later)

.....and those innocent gourds who are gouged out and hung up for the sparrows and robins to crap in. That is even more cruel than having a candle shoved in your empty orafice..

Lapi'che

Holy crap, that was very educational.

Holy crap, that was very educational.


EDIT: sorry double post

Well, I won't be carving any of them up this year, but I do plan to use the pumpkin cannon!!!

My brother has a cannon an uncle of ours designed that uses a CO2 cartridges. Sends those suckers a flyin'!!!! We even shoot melons out of it. Great way to get rid of rotten veggies & plant rogue plants for next spring!!!

Also the birds seem to like it cause the seeds get scattered everywhere. Plenty for them to eat.

Worry not, we do it out in the fields where no one is at. TEE HEE!!!

40nrockinon

Pssst...seen the potato gun anywheres???

He will have to get in line behind me........ha ha ha.....sleep with at least one eye open tonight dude.....

The Great Pumpkin!!



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Pumpkin craving gives us a reason to play with knives . . .

Indeed, I like playing with the knifes!

*Flies it around like a plane*

WEEEE! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FU....AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH! GOD HELP ME! THE KNIFE, IT'S IN MY EYE! ARRGGHHH!

*Screams like a girl*

Pumpkin Freedom!

*Does peace sign*

Thats what happens to pumpkin defilers.

Why, where is this Pumpkin Church!

Repent for the pumpkin!

All you need is 2 ( 2in. and 6in. with screw cap) sections of white PVC, an ignitor switch for a gas grill, 2 machine screws, wires, and a can of WD40 for the fuel. I send potatos and watermelon chunks out in my soybean field and my beagle chases after them. I once tried using starting fluid for fuel and blew the barrel off.



Lapi'che

can i just ask, is there any point to this thread

I'm reporting you all to the NAPCP!

Didn't your people..dare I say.....DRINK FROM GOURD BOTTLES!!!!! ...THE HORROR!


Lapi'che

The point is....it's almost Halloween....and it's jack-o-lantern time and some of us, who shall remain nameless, Kratos, seems to feel that pumpkin carving is cruel and unusual punishment and wished to express his opinion on the matter.

KILL ALL PUMPKINS .

(faints)

not again *gets the smelling salts*

That's one sick pumpkin!

The cruelty to pumpkins has made Jimmy’s brother, Derek sick…
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