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sweet_butterfly
A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The redhead turns to the blonde and says; You know, I bet he'll jump. The blonde replied; Well, I bet he won't. The redhead placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, you’re on!

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said! All is fair. Here is your money.

The redhead replies Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump. The blonde replies, I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again.
Zero Pulse
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nativechick1989
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PadawanOsswe
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