An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared an office with several other doctors.

The waiting room was filled with patients. As he
approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the
receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked
like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name...then...in a very loud voice,
the receptionist said: "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"


All the patients in the waiting room snapped their
heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

Score one for the old guys!!!!

I love it!!! Don't people know that rudeness might be return in kind???

One time I went to pick up a prescription. This guy, who I DID NOT know, was basically hanging over my shoulder. Well into my personal space & business!!!

I asked him, "Can I help you?"

"Nah, I'm just waiting my turn." The front of the line---where they ask you to stand for privacy purposes---was about 5 ft. behind him!!!

"Well, do you mind giving me some privacy? I need to ask the pharmacist about my medication."

He kinda grumbled at me, so I said, "I really hope these meds are powerful enough to prevent me from hurting another person! I can't afford to go back to jail."

He gave me plenty of room then!!! Gee, I wonder why???

40nrockion

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I know what you mean 40nrockinon, I hate it when someone lingers to close or hovers! GRRRRR!!

OMG I used to work for a Urologist (feels sick...)

I heard about a teenage girl who was shopping with her mother and thought it would be funny to embarass mom. From two aisles over she shouted, "hey Mom! Do we need to buy some more Depends?" (sort of diapers for grownups.)

Without missing a beat her mother called back, "no, dear. You've still got plenty."