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Damn, where can I find these chicks?
At the nearest "Stake House" (no, not steak house, Mormons call their churches Stake Houses because to them a parrish is a stake), at the rate that cult is growing, there should be one just down the road from your house or your church. I know this because I used to date a Mormon girl (think oral also). Yes, I am a very dirty old man, Nickie!