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beatle boy
visit
godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/Humor.html
The Silver Thong
Hmmm buch of wierd stuff. What is it you are trying to tell me? or show me?
beatle boy
nothing, just some funny stuff (some might not like), click the '300 reasons' ones
Shivel
Not an atheist, but why not.

Right then. Some of those are just plain wrong. The Top Ten Signs You're A Christian was pretty nice though.

This should really be put in the Jokes section of the forum... Alot more people will appreciate it there.
beatle boy
oh, oops, i forgot there was one, i dont venture down there very often
Shivel
You can always ask a Mod to move it if you want.
beatle boy
hey mods, move whatever you want grin2.gif
ShaunZero
Why is it better to have sex with a Christian girl than an Atheist girl?

Because an Atheist girl doesn't have a God to scream to. happy.gif
theoric
grin2.gif zero...

i could tell some strange things about girls of some christian sects... its an indoctorination thing....

ah, i will give you one: moron girls (not all, but a high %) tend to think anal sex leaves one a virgin, so in some communities the 'easiest' girls are the mormon girls, so long as you like the back door. they think they are still virgins for marriage and so are quite open to opening the back door. now where is sheri to comment on how religion messes people's sexuality up? grin2.gif thumbsup.gif
ShaunZero
Damn, where can I find these chicks?


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now where is sheri to comment on how religion messes people's sexuality up? grin2.gif thumbsup.gif


XD It'll be here soon.


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indoctorination


Keep using words like this and I'll have to leave a dictionary open just to read your posts.
ramster83
OMG You guys are SUCH perverts.... (okay really where can i find these Mormon girls?)

Ssssshhh.... w00t.gif
mako
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Damn, where can I find these chicks?

At the nearest "Stake House" (no, not steak house, Mormons call their churches Stake Houses because to them a parrish is a stake), at the rate that cult is growing, there should be one just down the road from your house or your church. I know this because I used to date a Mormon girl (think oral also). Yes, I am a very dirty old man, Nickie! yes.gif
101
OMG I can't believe that. I heard that before but I also have justified..........nevermind. Dirty ol men. and boys. devil.gif

I am a innocent.gif at least when they ask me to be. ohmy.gif
JMPD1
annnnnnd this topic went downhill faster than a sled on silicone
ShaunZero
Or a rock climber with KY on his hands.
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