died.
"I froze to death. It wasn't so bad,
though. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to
get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
death. What about you?"
"I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home
early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found
him all by himself in the den, watching TV."
"So what happened?"
"I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched
and down to the basement.
"Then I went through every closet and
checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted
that I just keeled over and died with a massive heart
attack."
"Too bad you didn't look in the freezer;
we'd both still be alive
That was good! 
