Those are the last words everybody says before Bats hands them their A$$e$.

Dude Batman is an one man army.
He has everything he needs for any possible situation.

Batman v.s. SPAWN Booya!!!

You need something new for The Hulk. You pretty much said Hulk would stand there as Batman flew around his head? Definatly not, Hulk would smack him down easy...

And what about Batman vs. Thor? He is the god of thunder you know.

I was always more of a fan of Marvel.

this happened already.
Wasn't really a "fight" as it was a test of who was more formidable in the line
of battle. Last page and full illustration- Batarang between Spawn's eyes.
Bats wins.


Hulk gets slower as he gets bigger (physics duh)
Batman has the tech. to be faster. Do your homework.
Bats wins.

Batman Vs Thor?
This would never happen.
Thor is a "superhero", yes, but his righteousness ouweighs all of his earthly
responsibilities. Bats follows one ideal- Justice. It's his life.
Thor would recognize this and refuse to fight. Bats is no villian.
Bats wins.

vs

You can't kill Spawn like that. Batman is no match for spawn. Spawn doesn't have anything to lose, Batman does... his worthless life!!! I mean come on, Spawn is a total badass. He was a Special Ops soldier, plus he has all kinds of crazy powers. What has Batman ever done? Throw a boomerang? Spawn would pick Batman up with his chains and dismember him, piece by piece. Batman loses.

Hulk doesn't get slower when he gets bigger, once he's ten times the size of Batman, he'd jump on Bat, smack him down, and use him as a toothpick just because he's that cool.

And Thor would definatly see a threat in Batman with his ego and fanboys running around saying that he can beat everyone. Once he "beats" everyone with the techniques you see, Thor will have to put an end to it.

Let's see Batman stop a thunderbolt from an actual god.

And you can't just say it would never happen either. You're talking about superheroes and fictional characters for one. And it's not would they fight, but who would win.

I'm with ya on Spawn's badassness, but you gotta understand something-
Batman doesn't care about dying. I mean, the guy goes on patrol every
single night (practically) and goes up against some real baddies. Not to mention the
random thugs he confronts every once in a while AND he does it all willingly. It's a borderline deathwish. So, no- his life isn't worthless. He risks it every time dons the cape and cowl for people who hardly appreciate his efforts.
And I am aware of Spawn being a spec-ops soldier. It also doesn't matter.
Batman trained his body to reach peak-human levels. I mean, its insane the amount
of time he put into his training. Plus, he started at a very young age and, with the
help of his bank account, was able to travel to uncharted regions all over the globe, training w/ some of the best (and originators, in some cases) of all kinds of martial arts.
He is also an olympic level gymnast, so he is extremely agile for a guy with all that muscle mass.
Batman even took care of a group of marine recons one time. Bats' training doesn't match
up to any military training. I haven't even mentioned how brilliant this guy is. The JLA classified Bruce as some sort of genius and a possible threat.


you are wrong. Do your homework. HULK GETS SLOWER AS HE GETS BIGGER.
Hulk's coolness has nothing to do with his ability to fight batman

and as for Thor-
you are contradicting yourself. you attack my reasoning by saying that Thor and Bats would, in fact, fight because they are superheroes, ficitonal characters--
yet, you mentioned batman's fanboys as a reason as to WHY thor would attack.
Batman's fans exist, my friend. Unless Thor is somehow able to cross over to our reality and read a few batman comics and watch Batman 2&3, then go back to the "ficitional" reality and attack batman, then what you said would make sense.

Batman vs. Inspector Gadget.

hehe,

Batman: Your silly religion won't help you now, Vader!

Vader: *Force choke* I find you lack of faith disturbing, Batman

Batman loses!

...... LMSO

The only person who stands a chance against batman would be superman, but as you said theres the hole Kryptonite ring thing however.....if we take the ring out of the picture superman would kick batmans arse!! supergirl would aslo be great!

Comic book wise batman has beaten everybody atleast once.

He beat Spawn twice, the image book and the DC book.
Superman has been Batmans b**** many o' times.
The whole JLA has been beaten by the Bat. (tower of Babel story)
Spiderman got his head handed in one or two of their cross overs.
Every DC and Marvel Hero or villan that has tangled with the Bat got beaten one way or the other, yes even the Hulk. (gamma poison thingie)
The one that has given Batman the most difficulty was Captain America, Bane and Rah's Al Ghul.
Even the allpowerful Darkseid had to admit the better man in Batman.

This guy has beaten everybody, by pimpslapping them or just being smarter.
And that is how you win fights, by outsmarting your enemy and stacking the cards in your favor.
Fighting is 90% mind 10% body.

man i hated batman, hes just a rich dude with a suit and a cave!? he dosnt have super powers, so how can he be a super herO!?

Not having superpowers makes him more a superhero than superman imo.
He is a human trained to the absolute peek of perfection.
He has his brains and his wit.
He takes on dudes like Darkseid with only his mind and human muscles and still manages to survive.
That is a superhero in my book.

Batman vs Scorpion

Scorpion walks through batarangs and burns bat to death.

Batman vs the wendigo hunters

batman vs prince of persia

batman goes for the killing blow....

Batman:omfg..the plot is sooo confusing, are u a prince or that demon....arghhh!!! batman comits suicide so he dosnt have to work it out

A challenge: i dare someone to come up with a a situation were batman can beat dante from devil may cry??

^easy...

Dante has his back turned and is listening to an MP3 player.

So far, as a comic book lover, this thread has been interesting, seeing so many peoples' take on Batman vs. whoever. Admittedly, i've been downright appalled at some posters' logic, but seeing as how this is just a silly forum, it's no big deal.

Given the opportunity to plan a fight, Batman will win, as evidenced by his battle with Superman in Dark Knight Returns and Dark Knight 2. However, i think Batman can be beaten if an individual with god-like powers such as Superman's were to suddenly arrive on Earth and fight Batman. Batman is incredibly smart, well trained, and hard to kill, but if he doesn't know a person's weakness he's out of luck. Suddenly tossed into a fight with a super-powerful powerhouse, he would improvise, survive, heck, maybe even get some licks in, but he would go down.

One character that i think would rival Batman is the Midnighter from Wildstorm's book The Authority (a super-team that is a more hardcore spin on the Justice League). Check out any of the early Authority books if you don't believe me. Think of Midnighter as Batman who kills. He's incredibly smart (able to play out a fight in his head and anticipate all of its million possibilities instantaneously in his head). he has built in fight enhancements that give him enhanced strength, speed, the works. Think past peak human. he also has a type of healing factor (one drop of his blood overcame AIDs in a couple days).

I know, you're probably thinking, this guy doesn't sound near as powerful as superman or anything, so what has he got that makes him such a challenge to Batman? Basically, he IS Batman, but a more hardcore version of him. The Midnighter is smart, tactical, and can fight dirty.

I think Batman would lose against my paper shredder once I stick the comic in... bwahahaha, I am invincible!

There are quite a few, in my opinion, who would defeat Batman. I'll mention a few:

Batman Vs. Rogue.
Assuming it's the comic version of her, of course, one simple touch would put Batman into a coma, if not kill him. That, and her ability to fly and super-human strength would make that easier.

Batman Vs. Bloodrayne.
This is one Bats could easily prepare for, carrying around some water, harnessing sunlight... though those won't kill her, it would hurt and slow her down. But then again, she has her vampiric powers, if you've played BR2, then you'd know she has some devastating powers, and some rather cheap one. Like time freeze. Using that, she could make quick work of Batman. Even if she doesn't, though, she still has other powers to pick from. Blood Rage, which increases her strength by at least three fold. Blood storm, which basically destroys everything in the room with her.

Basically, unless Batman has 500 tons of water with him at all times, there's no real way he can defeat her.

Batman wakes up disoriented. He looks around and finds himself in a 4 foot thick steel cage welded shut, lined by 4 foot of concrete and another 4 foot layer of lead. He notices he doesn't have his Batsuit, Batbelt, or any gadgets, Just wearing a Loincloth.

Across the cage he notices - *Anybody* with Super Powers and gets his butt handed to him. (Hulk, Spiderman... even Mr. Fantastic... doesn't matter)

He can only win if he has time to plan. Otherwise the strategy is to escape, and then plan...

If he has time to plan... like he knew he was going to wake up in a cage... he might just implant himself with something to help... heh...

Batman rocks.

I have the annswer!

In a JLA/Avengers Crossover comic book special Batman and Capatain America fight eachother on top of a building. AT first they just test each other, testing eachothers skill, strength, speed, etc. After that Batman says and I quote "It seems that you would be able to defeat me Avenger...but it would take you a very long time" and then Capt. says "there is no need to fight i feel there is a more sinister plan ere than meets the eye".

Although they never actually fight eachother Batman openly emits defeat.

THE ANSWER IS CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!

..and if not Capt who else?...the Power Pack of course.

In response to Batman vs. Rogue, skin-to-skin contact is the only means by which she can absorb anyone's energy. Batman would simply wear a full-mask (and probably look pretty awesome while doing it), totally negating that advantage. Also, although Rogue is fast and super strong, she isn't trained as a fighter. Batman knows judo and thus could simply use her own strength against her and keep her off balance the entire time. A number of his gadgets could also keep her disoriented, such as flash grenades and sonics. Rogue's flight would be troublesome of course, but Batman would know to lure her indoors to fight so that her flight would not be as much of an advantage.
Rogue is tough, that's true, but Batman has proven to be able to fight and beat characters even more powerful than she is.

Batman has been beaten before. Has anyone else read the JLA storyline with Prometheus in it? Talk about an awesome tactic. He basically beat the entire JLA by himself, with no superpowers beyond a helmet that allowed him to download anything directly into his brain (think The Matrix). His fight against Batman begins with Prometheus explaining that he has downloaded the fighting styles and skills of over 30 martial arts masters. Batman says something along the lines of "so what?", upon which Prometheus says "You think you're unbeatable? well, for your information, one of the 30 masters i downloaded into my brain is YOU."

The next scene is simply Prometheus emerging from a room with Batman, unconscious in tow.

Of course, if Batman hadn't been taken by surprise, he would have totally whooped Prometheus' ass.

thats just like the batman versus batman idea. Batman lost but Batmans fighting style won.

a combination of Batman's fighting style and a number of other masters of various martial arts forms

What if Batman took a fall and lost on purpose? Maybe it wasn't Batman maybe it was a robot.

what...?

batman vs kong
hmm...guy in black spandex versus 50 foot ape guy.......

it just cant happen

no one kicks more ass then Dante

dante sucks, batman rules. he'd win

i know i rock, you dont have to say it...

Batman vs. Mewtwo?

Yeah, let's bring pokemon into this.

oh god, i thought i had blocked that phenomonon from my memory. AGHHHHHHHH!!!!
its back!!!!!!thanks alot replacement 100!!!

well, batman has no real powers, he uses weapons - which is better than being a freak- but what about batman vs batman can he defet him self !?

Hey - a resurrected thread The Batman vs Batman idea has already been discussed, I believe

He would never beat ....

i think weve realised now he cant beat anyone (jk people)

Batman Vs a rifle.................yeaahhh

I got a good one:

Batman Vs TheLikeness

fight to the death, baby.

what about a nuclear war head...

put it in a basket, cover it up in a blanket, knock on his door and run like hells wind. a giant flash, then the boom, and then no more batman.

or, when he's bruce wayne, you could sniper him.

xD I bet lex luther could think up all this, but he's to obsessed with superman ¬_¬

or what about lard-man. he feeds batman so much lard he has a heart attack, and hey presto batmans dead and bruce wayne mysteriously vanishes.

wait... what am I thinking!?

put him up against the power rangers! he'd have no chance! with zordon, the megazord ect

I can't remember if this was done before, and couldn't be bothered going through pages of posts, so if it's been done, just ignore it, k.



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Just don't say run up stairs, lol! They're in a stairless room.

^ haha, ah but you forgot about batman's 'bat stairs' that he's got in his utility belt.

(hey, if he has a sand sorting machene in his bat cave, he can have bat-stairs to!)

Batman vs. Agent Smith

Or Spider-Man.

Batman would own smith, I mean, he has the computer know how, and fighting skills that would let him take and keep an early lead.
spiderman though, that would be tough, spiderman has the super strength, agility, and webbing...give batman a sword though to even it out (his excellence with a blade evident in countless issues.)

Can't forget about those Spidey-senses.