'Tis true.
Batman will win against any foe... anybody that he goes toe to toe with.

Don't think so? Tell me who you think he would loose against and I will
reply how you are very wrong.





im bored

I'm bored also!

SUPERMAN!

Batman was the best super hero EVER.
But he'd easily be beaten by many of the more god-like enemies (and allies) out there such as superman.

Just for a laugh though, given their dark natures I'd love to see a one off comic of Batman vs Darth Vader



VS

How will he win against the Scarecrow?

Vegeta. Yay!!!!! I win!


Unless he goes into a monolog, like usual.
"I'm the most ultimate warrior in the universe!!!"

Quite easily I guess, he's done it multiple times in the comics and cartoons, and while Scarecrow ran away in the movie, Batman will aways have another shot at him.



.........yes. But the DBZ characters are so ridiciously powerful I don't thinking anything short of a Q from Star Trek could match up to them... and I think the only sure way a Q could kill Vegeta would be to travel back in time to before the Buu Saga to when he was significantly weaker.

Well...Superman gave Batman a Kryptonite ring just in case Superman was ever mind controlled. So Batman would win. Batman would just shoot Vegeta in the face.

Batman could not beat WonderWoman. His lust would consume him....oh, wait ...never mind...I forgot he and Boy Wonder were a couple.

Robin died i think...more room in the bed for Aquaman i say.

He beat Darkseid(superman's enemy, and one of the strongest in the universe) and superman a couple of times in the comic books.

mmh....interesting.
batman vs werewolf....

Wolverine could take on Batman. I'll even put Spiderman over Batman.

but yeah for a human batman is the best comic book hero ever.

Talon you called Batman a "super hero" I was not aware he had super powers

Vegeta is immune to bullets, nukes, and planets exploding in his face.



He's still a super hero though. In fact the fact he was just a vigilanty in a cool costume is one aspect that makes him so different from the others.

He also had to actually train himself physically and mentally, unlike the other "super heroes" who just wake up one day with powers.



Vegeta would never be any threat to Q, so Q would just toy around with him forever.
Now, the other Q (Major Boothroyd) would just use the pen-grenade. Three clicks to arm, two to disarm. Or was that backwards?

So, how about Batman vs. Bicycle Repairman?



Wherever bicycles are broken or menaced by international communism, Bicycle Repairman will come to the rescue.

i love the batman comics, especially the ones that frank miller did. but he is no match for earthworm jim.

Batman vs Superman
It's been done and argued to the ground!
Yes, supes is wayyyy stronger but Batman is a brilliant mind who
knows his enemies weaknesses before going into battle (a major battle, anyway)
Batman wins against superman via krypto ring. I mean, he could wake up
any day and say, "you know what, Alfred? I think im gonna ice superman today".

Batman vs Scarecrow


Batman vs Vegeta
Batman wins. easy.
think of War of the Worlds. How did tom booze take down the tripod? from the inside out.
Same deal.
Bats would somehow win Vegeta's trust and use his homosexuality against him.
Now, all he does is stick a really powerful nuke in V's cornshoot- Bats wins.
Oh and he would obviously have his trusty "bat-haz-mat-suit" on to protect himself from
the fallout.

Batman Vs Wonderwoman
another easy.
WonderWench knows who Bats is- Bruce Wayne.
All he has to do is, as BRUCE WAYNE, charm up WW. Get her to fall
in love w/ him... madly in love. Then break up with her for a younger
hotter super-heroine- say... supergirl!

Batman vs wearwolf
two words- SILVER BATARANGS

Batman vs Wolverine
It'll be a tuffy, but bats would still win.
There are only 2 ways to actually kill wolverine
1) shotgun blast thru the mouth, severing his spinal chord
2)drowining

all bats has to do is incapacitate wolvie w/ some of that batgas he is
always carrying around, tie him up, and drop his body over the atlantic with
some lead weights... oh, and lots of raw steaks, too. It'll attrack the sharks.
Why sharks, you ask? It's a scientific fact that sharks always carry loaded shotguns\

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Batman: 6-0

I forgot one.

Batman vs Eathworm Jim
its a freeken earthworm!!!

Just one point.



Say no more.



Alberts the only one with brains, come on he cant even dress himself?

wearwolf...mmmh but gotta say ole batty wins easy.

The TheLikeness what about Spiderman, Like Batman he also uses his brain when fighting his enemies, Spiderman is ten times stronger and his agility and speed is far superior to Batman.

Captain America also another super hero that uses his head, a lot more stronger, expert mix martial artist, faster, and more agile

Given time, I think the Joker could eventually win over Batman!

Batman v.s. Chucky?

Lots and lots of time
You'd think the Riddler could have beaten Batman. But no, he had to go insane.

batman vs mothman.......

I though Joker snapped his own neck?

not in the offical DCU.

Batman vs. Jack Thompson

Batman vs Burnt face man



Batman hasn't got a hope

Batman vs Nightwing. Draw?

I love BurntFace Man!!!
"take that, crime. You sh**"

But no- batman beats Burntface man by kicking
him in the burnt gonads.

Batman vs Incredible Hulk

Batman could NOT win against Jesus Christ!!

Jesus is dead.

The win goes to Batman.

Jesus will always rise from the dead and go round after round untill Batman decides to convert and reform from his violent ways, and then he will join him in the kingdom of heaven.

The win goes to Jesus

Jesus wouldn't fight because he loves peace. So Batman wins by default.

Well let's say Batman was severely injured in failed attempt at Jesus, for example he crashed his Batmobile. Jesus would then heal him, forgive him, and convert him.

Jesus wins on technicality.

If I'm not mistaken, this is a fighting match. If Jesus doesn't fight, it doesn't matter who he tries to heal or not. Jesus would throw in the towel. That is his nature. So, once again, Batman wins by default.

Batman vs jack thompson
Who is Jack Thompson?

Batman vs Spiderman
Batman would rig an area say, a city) w/ lots of bombs... bat bombs, that is.
He then lures spidey, instigates a fight by... say, chucking a couple of batarangs
at him. Spidey easily dodges BUT will land on a rigged area.
Yes, his spidey sense would warn him. But only about danger in his
proximity. Spidey sense doesn't compass him to where the danger actually is.
Spidey will think its going off because of crazy ol' batman.
Anyhoo, Bats just blows him up time after time. Spidey goes down.
Batman wins.

Batman vs Hulk
batman straps on a jet pack. Flies around hulk, pissing him off (sorta like a fly pisses you off) getting him madder and madder. Eventually, hulk will get so big that he becomes bigger than planet earth. He will then affect the space around him causing space crap to fly towards him, pissing him off even more. He will continually grow until he is almost the size of the sun- which means the actual sun will be right near him.
The bright light will piss him off and he will attempt to grab and hurl it.
Big mistake- he causes an imbalance in the nuclear reactions at the sun's core. It blows up. He blows up. Hulk's matter, because he got so big, then condenses into singularity.
Batman wins by turning the hulk into a black hole.

...in the distance, the bat-space shuttle zips by.


Batman vs NightWing
You know, I really hope a writer will tackle this one day. I know it sorta happened a few years back, but nor really.
Anyway, I'd say Bats wins. He trained him. He will anticipate his every move. Bats is cunning and a genius. He's a cunningus
I'm sure he never taught Nightwing ALL of his moves.
Bats wins.

^ Now your just making things up, your setting up a scenario in the advantage of Batman. Why can't they just fight on neutral ground, though batman usuallty fights in scenarios in the advantage of his enemies!

Did you think I was serious about the topic?
Yes, I am a Batfan. But the notion of him being "unbeatable" has been
stringed along so much over the years... its hilarious.
Thats why I started this thread- to poke fun at it.

Batman against the whole Godzilla franchise

Beat that, Bat.

O.k. I just misunderstood the topic!


Their needs to be some rules on forum etiquette I but smiles in my post when i'm joking or being sarcastic! It helps get the tone of my post across!

Batman vs Batman
using the magic of cloning technology. Sure Batman will win, but he will also lose

Well, done Nick.
We should party.

i'm the best at soal caliber 2, i bet i could beat batman if i was vs him in the game.
Also i bet kurby would win (from super smash bros melee). Or maybe neo from the matrix would beat him up 2.






...although i know soal caliber 3 is out, i intend to get it.

Batman has trained since the age of 8 to be the absolute best at everything.
He has beaten Superman, not that difficult. (kryptonite trap)
Has beaten Wonderwoman, the Flash, Martian Manhunter, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Plastic man, Darkseid, Monghul and many Marvel heros and villans.

There is a story, called Tower of Babel, where we see that Batman has a fail save to stop every single hero if it be needed. (he also has fail saves for the villans in the DCU)
The plans get stollen by Rah's al Ghul and used against the JLA.

Batman can beat anybody and has beaten everybody he has ever faced.
True he has been beaten, but came back and handed them their a$$e$.
Batman is seen as the most dangerous human being in the DC univers and can give anybody in the DCU a run for their money, probally in the Marvel universe to.

BATMAN is a Super GOD!!

So far, it looks like Batman vs. Batman is the best, unless it turns out to be a stalemate.....

But no one's figured out yet how he's going to take on the whole Godzilla franchise

Again I say: Beat that, Bat.

The same way everybody els beats the zilla franchise, let them kill eachother then blast the survivor(s) with everything you got.

its coming, Paranoid Android...

We're talking one man here, not the entire combined world army.