QUOTE(mklsgl @ Nov 15 2005, 03:44 AM) [snapback]931381[/snapback]
Here is an interview with [G-d] given by someone (we’ll call her Sheri) recommending me for a certain position.
[G-d]: How would you describe this applicant's capabilities and work ethic?
Sheri: You know, [name of interlocutor], I don't like to throw around the words "unparalleled genius" casually, but that's what it comes down to, right there, my friend. His abilities are most likely beyond your meager comprehension. But that's OK, because you don't have to understand him to hire him, which I recommend you do immediately. [Laugh smugly here.] Also, his work ethic is comparable to a draft horse. Or Jesus, maybe. He's like something that's determined and strong, but that can also work miracles [riff extensively on this abstract simile], and that's all you need to know.
[G-d]: What are the applicant's greatest strengths/weaknesses?
Sheri: What—are we talking physical strengths here? I know he runs the forty in, like, two flat. Long jumps like one of the Mario brothers. Also, his torso, from what I've heard, is fully ripped and exploded. I once saw him lift a car to save a squirrel. A moving car, by the way. But if we're talking about character strengths, mental strengths, then I'd say it has to be his concentration and multitasking abilities. While it may appear to you that he's browsing the Internet, or playing PS2 games in his office with his pants off, behind those sparkling eyes, his mind is working a mile a minute, perhaps juggling seventeen or eighteen different concepts: efficiency statistics, status reports, nonlinear algorithms, sales accounts, Portuguese poetry—whatever. [Also, improvise loosely around the themes of dedication, tenacity, and loyalty.]
His greatest weakness is either his perfectionism or his inability to refuse extra responsibilities. Also, mayonnaise--except maybe Wasabi-infused. Seriously.
[G-d]: What is your overall evaluation of this applicant?
Sheri: He is the apotheosis of mankind, period! Ha-ha, just kidding. Or am I? [Huge contemplative pause.] In the history of time, I don't think I've ever witnessed someone so youthful and virile and yet so mature. Various things that come to mind when thinking about him, which I do often, even outside of work: self-possessed, tall, strong handed, upright, weight-bearing, dynamic, full bodied, melodic, sweet smelling, and aplomb-filled. I could go on and on, but let me just say this:
He’s your guy! Michael is recommended if you cannot do without the following: Esoterica, Common Sense, Playfulness, Serene wisdom, Dashing Intensity, Hearty/Silly/Giggly Fun, Immunity from prosecution and persecution, and Unstoppable Awesomeness... (I could go on--I have quite a long list here but I know your time is my time).
Good Gaud! Talk about going of topic, this interview thread was supposed to be about what one would ask god at an interview, not about self fulfilling ones ego with rant and rave about ones personal perception of one's self.
This is typical of most people in the world; one asks a specific question, and the answer comes back somehow distorted to self fulfill ones needs. What a sham.
Even though I laugh and joke, and sometimes get my spelling screwed up, at least I can still see the trees through the woods.
as inspirational. It just depends on the message. I won't get into what I believe as I don't think that's really important right here, but there are people who see these things (usually sent via email) as intrusive and annoying. This is all I'm saying. If you believe, great. You've just gotten an uplifting message for the day. If you don't, fine. Delete it and go on about your business. It annoys me when people try to read too much into these messages. It is what it is. No more, no less. 
I'm glad you didn't delete the spam I sent to you 
Now why didn't I think of that 
in light and love, Me_Again 
Hold me? I think I'm scared. 
Whatever you believe or whatever is your faith is not important in this issue the fact is this: When we the created became so, it was with a perfect blueprint and plan from the creators with our best interests in mind. These creators then went on to give us basic tutoring and lessons in life so that we could evolve with our own acquired lessons and wisdom. This is the reason that we have irregularities and faults in our DNA structures which present themselves as handicaps to which you mention. This is a sad fact of life! However it can also be used as a tool to build strength and character. Unfortunately we have yet to discover the switches in the DNA strands which can reverse these abnormalities, and I believe that at the rate of progress which we are making that it will not be that far away. We still though have the skeptics which slow our progress, but as in every other era or invention the skeptics were not known to be the ones who have the last laugh. We are all hindered by one imperfection or another the best we can do for ourselves is to wear it well and go on living and loving your uniqueness in this world of multicolored tapestry and shapes sizes sound's and sights. Never stop wondering at the marvels which surround us and also remember this lesson which someone once taught me. It went something like this I think: "I used to cry because I did not have any shoes, until I met a person who had no feet"...
