Uh-oh (looks around nervously), he's found us!
It's not that I dont approve of Stargate, it's just not one I like. Now tell the truth, you little Monster! (Now you know how he got his name!), I let you have all the stargate you want, I just don't like it for myself!
Tis true what he says, though, we live way out in the pucker brush, no one around here for him to have fun with except me! MuHaaaa!
(Actually, HE'S the adult around here!

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