>>>>Enjoy this terrific confusing conversation of Mr.William Knott
>>>>and Mr. Watt.
>>>>
>>>>"Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.
>>>>"Watt."
>>>>"What is your name, please?"
>>>>"Watt's my name."
>>>>"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
>>>>"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
>>>>A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
>>>>"No, this is Knott."
>>>>"Please tell me your name."
>>>>"Will Knott."
>>>>
>>>>YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED,
>>>>READ
>>>>THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
>>>>
>>>>"Why not?"
>>>>"Huh? What do you mean why not?"
>>>>"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
>>>>"But I told you my name!"
>>>>"Didn't you say you will not?"
>>>>"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
>>>>"That's what I mean."
>>>>
>>>>"So you know my name."
>>>>"Of course not!"
>>>>"Good. So now, what is yours?"
>>>>"Watt. Yours?"
>>>>"Your name!"
>>>>"Watt's my name."
>>>>
>>>>"How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
>>>>"Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and
>>>>you have not even told me yours yet."
>>>>"You have been patient, what about me?"
>>>>"I have told you my name so many times and it is u who have not
>>>>told me yours yet."
>>>>"Of course not!"
>>>>"See, you even know my name!"
>>>>"Of course not!"
>>>>"Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
>>>>"Because I don't."
>>>>
>>>>[Pause]
>>>>
>>>>"What is your name?"
>>>>"See, you know my name!"
>>>>"Of course not!"
>>>>"Then why do you keep saying Watt is your name"
>>>>"To find out your name!"
>>>>"But you already know it!"
>>>>"What?"
>>>>"See, and you know mine!"
>>>>"Of course not!"
>>>>"Exactly!"
>>>>
>>>>NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR
>>>>NAME,
>>>>BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.
>>>>
>>>>"Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what
>>>>will be your answer?"
>>>>"Watt's my name."
>>>>"No, no, give me only one word."
>>>>"Watt"
>>>>"Your name!"
>>>>"Right!"
>>>>
>>>>[Pause before it hits him]
>>>>
>>>>"Oh, Wright!"
>>>>"Yeah!"
>>>>"So why didn't you say it before?"
>>>>"I told you so many times!"
>>>>"You never said Wright before"
>>>>"Of course I did."
>>>>"Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
>>>>"I do not."
>>>>"Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
>>>>"I do not!"
>>>>"Good!"
>>>>
>>>>[Pause before it hits him]
>>>>
>>>>"Oh, Guud!"
>>>>"Good."
>>>>"No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
>>>>"No, it's Knott!"
>>>>
>>>>"Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>PHOOOH!

My brain hurts.

Mine too! lmao

That was a little bit confusing . .

FAWLTY TOWERS:

Mrs.Richards (to Manuel): "Now, I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please be sure I have it."

Manuel: "Qué?"

Mrs.Richards: "...What?"

Manuel: "...Qué?"

Mrs.Richards: "K?"

Manuel: "Sí."

Mrs.Richards: "C?" [Manuel nods] "KC?" [Manuel looks puzzled] "KC? What are you trying to say?"

Manuel: "No, no... Qué - what?"

Mrs.Richards: "K - what?"

Manuel: "Sí! Qué - what!"

Mrs.Richards: "C.K. Watt?"

Manuel: "Yes."

Mrs.Richards: "Who is C.K. Watt?"

Manuel: "Qué?"

Mrs.Richards: "Is it the manager?"

Manuel: "Oh, manager!"

Mrs.Richards: "He is."

Manuel: "Mr.Fawlty!"

Mrs.Richards: "What?"

Manuel: "Fawlty."

Mrs.Richards: "What are you talking about, you silly little man!" (turns to Polly) "What is going on here? I ask him for my room, and he tells me the manager's a Mr. CK Watt age forty."

Manuel: "No, no. Fawlty."

Mrs.Richards: "Faulty? Well, what's wrong with him then?"

Quality programming

crap, crap (squelch as brain imlpodes then explodes, covering walls with brain matter)

*disembodied voice* if you think im cleanin this up.....

A bit long but those kind of jokes don't get old.