I caught the damn flu from some girl that sat next to me in on of my classes. My throat hurts like fire and I got a little bit of a fever. I can't freakin stand it...

Eat yogurt, it helps sore throats.

Eat french fries or anything salty.

Have fruit popsicles with Vitamin C content. They taste good and soothe the throat.

So you want a mercy killing? I'll see what I can do.

Try some orange juice.

I was going to post something sarcastic as I'm in that mood. but I wont.

I appreciate what you are going through, as I've not long got over a bout, and it could return with a vengance.

So, get well soon Zoso.

I just got over it 2 weeks ago myself and I sympathize. What I like is hot tea with lemon, honey, and a shot of whiskey.

Orange juice (when my throat is raw from being sick) irritates me. Maybe that's just me.
*Don't drink milk, it will make it worse.
*Take multi-vitamins
*SLEEP (very important)
*Take lots of liquids to stay hydrated.
*Alkaseltzers work.
*Hmmmm....pain killers?

"Doctor Yelekiah I presume"

I wanted to be when I was little.

Doctors and nurses are totaly different to the real thing, dont you think?

Thanks for the sympathy everybody. I feel loved

steady on I'm not that kind of guy. (He sais in a deep husky voice)

I was sick recently. But then I slept for 15 hours (after attacking tea with honey), and felt hunky dory.

I haven't heard the work "hunky dory" in......5 minutes
And before that, I haven't heard that in forever

I want to become a Cardiologist when I graduate College (i'm in HS)

I want to work at the Frist in Nashvile and become a DO while also being a Tea Kwan Do instructer .

Sorry to hear that you're sick. I don't know if you drink herbal tea, but peppermint tea always helps my sore throat; drink it as hot as you can. Make sure you get a lot of rest, you need it to fight off the bug. A couple of hot toddies couldn't hurt, either! LOL

2 teaspoon of honey with few drops of lime in lukewarm water should do it for throat... that is if you arent well yet....

Is it the Avian Flu? If it is, could you do me a favor and spread to everyone? I'm pretty well prepared for an apocalypse, and I'd like the practice..
If it's a regular flu; I'm sorry you're sick..
What always helps me is telling myself I'm not sick and going about my business like normal..
I know that sounds weird, but it seems to work..
Must be a mental placebo or something..

I had flu the other week, my lips went blue and I started shaking uncontrollably. Pretty funny really.

Feel a little better today. But I still hate the flu...

drink a lot of liquids, and soup works too

This reminds me. Get flu shot on Monday.

I like your avatar----UP THE IRONS!!!!

Got my flu shot already

Same here.
frogfish-sticks, you are being tortured in my blog

oh No!

PS-Zoso, I hope you feel better.

thanks buddy

haha, REVENGE!

CHicken Noodle soup helps

You got stepped on!

I wore an Eskimo jacket to sleep and slept for 15 hours. It worked

More RevengE!

yes, sleeping does work!

Haha...gotcha.

Try herbs and antibiotics.

Your going down Yelekiah

Jell-o is good too...for your throat

Vicks Vapor Rub will clear the sinuses.

Haha Yelekiah...

Tylenol and Motrin help the headaches and fevers

Tee hee hoddle haw.

Loads of Vitamin C should do the trick.

Kaboom

Do not go outside either

Kazaaaam!

Don't blow your nose too hard. The germs will only go back up your nose.

BAM!

Robitussin helps your throat

Try to find what kind of strand of flu it is, (certian strands respond differantly). And if by some horrible and unlikely cercumstance it turns out to be the bird flu I wish you the best of luck.

then hes dead...

A WOP BOPPA LOO BOP A WOP BAM BOO!

Stay away from sugar.

SIZZLE

and keep the house warm

BOOM SHAKA LAKA

Laughing is said to be the best medicine.

SWOOSH

never let the therostat fall!!!

BOOBITY BOOBITY BOO

Sneeze in a direction away from others. Throw away your toothbrush so you don't reinfect yourself.

CRACK

gargle with salt water

DIGGITY SLAP

Eat peppermints and ingest honey for a sore throat.

SMOO POO

close all doors in your house to prevent drafts