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emmy
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

Starlyte
Another good one Emmy! You always post the funniest jokes! laugh.gif
Allie
Another good one emmy grin2.gif
Althalus
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Thistle
keep em comin emmy, they're great
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AndyThorley
Oh man...I know someone who actually did that...

His name was Chris and the other thing he did...he was like "Yeah, this girls dead easy" which...no...okay, just no, it doesnt even bear thinking of.

(Thankfully I have no g/f...which saves me an awful lot of embarassment happy.gif;;; )
Raziel
Lol @ Emmy and Andy
Engulf
laugh.gif laugh.gif great stuff emmy!! laugh.gif laugh.gif
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