Ten Hot Games (That Won't Play on the Xbox 360) Thursday, November 17, 2005
NEW YORK — 1. The Warriors ($50; Xbox, PS2)
Rating: Mature
Release date: Out now
Rockstar, the Suge Knight of gaming, continues its long tradition of publishing excessively sexual, controversial and violent content (our fave!) with "The Warriors," a smart beat-'em-up based on the '79 gang movie of the same name. The soundtrack, featuring '90s hits from Method Man and DMX, is also a plus.
2. Mario Kart DS ($35; Nintendo DS)
Rating: Everyone
Release date: Out now
Leave it to the big N's classic racer to make roadkill out of Nintendogs' ill-deserved hype on the DS. Many in the biz are lauding this latest WiFi-playable installment as the "Best! Mario Kart! Ever!" With its classic power-up pleasers (turtle shells and banana peels) and insanely cool new game mechanics (blow on the DS mike to inflate balloons in one of the battle modes), it's hard for us to disagree.
3. Infected ($40; PSP)
Rating: Mature
Release date: Out now
Apropos this era of flu pandemics, here's an exclusive PSP title ripped from the headlines. Well, not exactly. The infection is actually a virus that turns people into brain-starved zombies that must be stopped before it spreads throughout the entire world. Think of your two guns — one with live ammo, the other loaded with your own curative blood — as Tamiflu. Apply both liberally to the armies of the undead. The multiplayer action upgrades this from a maybe-rent to a should-buy.
4. Aeon Flux ($50; PS2, Xbox)
Rating: Teen
Release date: Out now
Madame Flux was recurrently dying in her cartoon years before Kenny on "South Park." Now the enigmatic "Liquid Television" alum has a movie deal (she's played by the delectable Charlize Theron) and a just-released action game in which the oversexed assassin must flip, wall-jump, shoot and bomb her way out of danger. Bonus points if you can make any sense of the true-to-the-show paradoxical story line.
5. Half Life 2 ($50; Xbox)
Rating: Mature
Release date: Out now
The developers mated a first-person shooter with a role-playing game and, voila, "Half Life" was born. Last year, its highly anticipated sequel sold 1.7 million copies for the PC in its first two months, and now — finally — "HL2" has been ported to the Xbox. You play a scientist-cum-soldier armed with various alien- and zombie-killing weaponry that comes in quite handy while battling enemies with adaptable AI. Most of the bells and whistles of the PC version are here — including, of course, the beloved gravity gun that allows you to fling cars at enemies and other neat-o tricks.
6. "Shadow the Hedgehog" ($50; PS2, GameCube, Xbox)
Rating: Teen
Release date: Out now
Faster than one of those crack-addicted park squirrels in London comes Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic's villainous doppelganger. In his first starring role, an amnesiac Shadow must collect chaos emeralds in order to recover his past and identity. Is he good? Is he evil? Based on your decisions, he can go either way.
7. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney ($30; Nintendo DS)
Rating: Teen
Release date: Out now
The Nintendo DS has certainly cornered the market on weirdness — where else will you find games in which you raise puppies, learn how to pick up chicks or perform surgeries? Add to that list: trying cases. In this oddball courtroom simulator, you play a slick barrister who must get his client — falsely accused of murdering his girlfriend — off the hook by hunting down evidence and grilling witnesses, among other cases. The dialogue is witty, the cleavage is plentiful and the game play is a lot of fun. Somewhere, Johnnie Cochran is smiling.
8. Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones ($50; GameCube, PS2, Xbox)
Rating: Mature
Release date: Nov. 29
Back in the good old pre-Axis of Evil days, it took only the honed acrobatics and lethal swordplay of a mood-disordered prince to handle Middle Eastern baddies. This time around, you'll play as two sides of the prince's personalities to tackle Babylonian opponents. But it's the addition of the new speed and stealth kill systems and the chariot races that make Ubisoft's third installment of its reborn PoP franchise a must-own.
9. 50 Cent: Bulletproof ($50; Xbox, PS2, PSP)
Rating: Mature
Release date: Tuesday
Hate him or love him, 50 Cent's gone from beefing with The Game to starring in one. In this bloody third-person shooter, Mr. Shot-Nine-Times takes on N.Y.C.'s crime families with equal parts guns and martial arts.
10. The Matrix: Path of Neo ($50; PS2, Xbox)
Rating: Teen
Release date: Out now
There is no spoon — but there is, finally, a halfway decent Matrix game after two uninspired flops. The Path impresses in many ways, not the least of which is the ability to play as Mr. Anderson. If that weren't enough, the environments are very interactive, fight sequences (fists and guns, you choose) are taken straight from the all three movies. Plus, the brothers Wachowski, who penned and directed the game, tacked on an alternate ending from the trilogy. Anything different from what we saw in theaters has to be a good thing.
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lol wtf are they on crack they have nintendo and psp games on that list. And Half life 2 is bc on the 360.
Don't Buy the Xbox 360 Thursday, November 17, 2005
NEW YORK — The buzz started six months ago.
There's Bill Gates on the cover of Time magazine in May, with a glowing green-and-white machine. "Inside Bill's New Xbox" it screamed.
Since then, the Xbox 360 — a sequel to Microsoft's Xbox video-game unit — has been the subject of breathless profiles, splashy television ads and Internet gossip.
The first shipments, due Tuesday, are already sold out. Analysts are calling it this year's hot holiday gift.
Don't believe the hype — and don't buy the Xbox 360.
Oh, it's an amazing console, don't get us wrong. Plugged into a high-definition television set with a booming sound system, it's amazing, a wonderland of sights and music.
But that's the part of the problem. To get the full Xbox 360 experience, you need to spend hundreds — perhaps thousands — of dollars. All that for a machine that won't play the hot games this season, like "Star Wars: Battlefront II" and "50 Cent: Bulletproof."
Save your cash, and skip the frenzy. Here are five reasons you should say "game over" to the Xbox 360:
Price — The Xbox 360 comes in two versions: the hard drive-less "core" system for $299 and the premium package for $399. But those who buy the lower-cost version are in for a surprise — they won't be able to play any of the Xbox games they already own.
"A lot of parents who go out and buy the $300 system, because they can't afford the $400 system, will have kids who aren't going to able to play 'Halo' or 'Halo 2' because backwards compatibility is going to be on the hard drive," says Brian D. Crecente, editor of kotaku.com, a gaming news blog.
Lack of games — Microsoft has announced there will be 200 backwards-compatible games (including "Forza Motorsport" and "Halo 2"), but only 19 launch titles for the 360. Only a handful are exclusives.
And popular new games, like "50 Cent: Bulletproof" and "The Warriors," won't play on the 360 at all.
Douglass Perry, editor in chief of the Xbox channel on IGN, says, "If you can wait, the second wave of games [due next year] are going to give developers the chance to really show us next-generation gaming in the truest sense."
No competition — Sure, you could rush out and drop hundreds on the 360, but we have no idea what the next-gen PlayStation 3 and Nintendo Revolution are going to be capable of doing. Both of those systems are due next year, and will surely spark a mini-price war with the Xbox 360.
Hidden costs — Right now, the Xbox 360's stunning graphics ability is its biggest selling point, but to take advantage of it, you'll need to invest in a high-definition TV — tacking on an extra couple hundred bucks, at least.
"We've all heard Microsoft basically saying that if you want to get an HDTV, the 360 is going to be the thing that makes you go out and get one," Crecente says. "Most of us dismissed that, but I swear, it's like they designed the 360 to make your TV look bad if you don't have HDTV."
And if you add peripherals, such as the ability to play games over the Internet, the Xbox 360 costs nearly $600!
Older consoles are not dead yet — Both the original Xbox and the PS2 are selling for $149, with the GameCube coming in at a mere $99 — in all cases, a complete steal compared to the Xbox 360.
You could take the money you saved and put it towards buying all the systems, plus a whole bunch of great games like "The Warriors."
Although he's a firm believer in the Xbox 360, Perry says, "If you buy a PS2 or an Xbox now, you're buying a system at the end of its lifespan, when some of the best games are showing up."
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what in the hell has got into Fox did Microsoft miss a pay off to the republican party!