Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation
Wednesday Nov 16 06:47 AEST

A rugby fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it.

Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England.

After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans.

He collapsed with blood loss and was rushed to hospital but surgeons could not reattach his missing parts.


He was put in a psychiatric ward but has no history of mental illness and was at a loss to explain why he did it.

"I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish told The Sun.

"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won.

"I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself.

"After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom.

"Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet.

"I remembered what I'd said and thought he had left them for me.

"I thought 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that have I' and then I thought 'You can do it'.

"So I started hacking away at my tackle.

"It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going.

"The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."

After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.

"I went in and shouted out 'I've done it!'," Mr Huish said.

"I took my b*lls out and passed them in the bag to a friend.

"Some people then laid me on the floor."

Mr Huish continues to see a psychiatrist.

"I think about what happened every day and still haven't come up with a good reason why," he said.

"I'd had a lot going on and felt a bit down.

"I can't have kids now but still want a family - maybe I'll adopt."

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wow, all i can say is wow, god dangit, now ma balls hurt
(looks awkwardly at scissors)

Yeah I couldnt believe it either. I think this guy will become a Darwin Award Winner if you havent heard of the Darwin Awards here is a link

Darwin Awards

son of a .............................................................



Hopefully he can't have kids now by any means... jeez... dang. ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.

How could someone do that to themselves????????????????? ouch....

Isn't that guy, this one :He is lying?

It happened earlier this year (february), the site is in poruguese, If any one can translate with google and post it later it would help a lot! (if not, just ask me and i'll do my best to translate it)


Jesspy can u give a link?
plz?



EDITED: see comments by readers, the guy actualy posted there!

That's just crazy!!! I almost said nutz, but I didn't think a pun was appropriate!

All I can say for him is that at least he kept his word, but DANG!!!!

I think he needs to go back to the mental ward once the hospital is done with him.

40nrockinon

owwwww!

this has to be handsdown, the top nominee for DEE DEE DEE Awards of The Year

as well as Darwin.


*walks away from computer cupping package*

let's just be thanakful that he removed himself from the gene pool

Thanks...now I have a stomach ache just thinking about it...UGHHH

how absolutely and utterly sickening...

I cannot even begin to imagine....but I do believe all the guys that read this crossed their legs quick and all sucked in their breath at the same time.....

yep

The hell....who could...the hell....I would've passed out if I tried this.

Yes...

Ouch, it hurts me just thinking about it...*shudders*
ouch...
ouch
ouch
What an idiot
ouch

Man, he really had balls to do sumthin' like that. Well, now he doesn't.

In a related story, he now has a wonderful singing voice.

Holy sh**! That totally sux! What was he smoking crack!?

All I can say to that is 'ouch'...

That's what you call a 'devoted fan'.

I did that the second I saw the topic.....DA## MY B@!!$ HURT
!!!

wow, usually you have to actually die to get a DA...

troubling that other than this... he's perfectly sane!?!? Bet he was super sloshed.

this guy is NUTS.......no pun intended!!

you would think that within the 10 minute timeframe of castration. he would have at least one rational thought in his mind saying NOOO!

Holy sh!t.... and i thought the Lorena Bobbit story made my balls Hurt. God Damn!

....And he didn't even care....

No comment.

And he either walked or drove to the pub to show his friends.....my god....my balls hurt too....

Pshycological pain...

BUT HE CHOPPED IT OFF WITH A DULL WIRE CLIPPER!!!

Thats why we have the pain in our balls...

ouch...stop it!

why??????...........................OUCH!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! The pain.....
Stop it! I can't cross my legs anymore!

Imagine your junk falling out of a bloody mass into a big peachy blob onto your toilet lid. Bloody dripping from your groin. Then you pull your pants back up as the pain seers through your weak body as you shovel the two sacs into a paper bag, get into your Voltswagon and drive your social club.

....ugh...........cant feel torso down....

Lmao, i read bout this in the paper, his mates tried preserving his balls in a pint glass of lager lmfao =D

WOW...WTF?...WTH?...REALLY?.
People that do that shouldn't have them in the first place.
wow, i'm surprised i'm keeping my stomach down...




Uh Oh...uh...uh... BLAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
Thanks a lot, now i got to go wash my hands, and get a new keyboard!











Mind Freak 20:12












PEACE

what ever happened to just plain "crazy" ?

If I said that then I'd say,"This guy is nuts... (Pun intended)"

TeraLink Was Here!

Explainations for all the typos...I was laughing so hard I couldn't key correctly.

I was wondering what a Voltswagon was.

I didn't even realize those typos...pain too great...

sex change 50 % off damn thats alot of booze(puts beer down and walks away slowly) blahhhh

beer? LMAO

Jesus Christ, that is sooooo demented.

This guy should have done us a favor and sawed off his head instead! Someone that psychotic should not be allowed to live! They should at least give him a nice white room with padded walls and dont forget the strate jacket . I just don't want this guy in public because if he did this to himself think about what he could to to other people

Your in pain? My walnuts just ran up my spine to my throat and now I have 3 adams apples.
ARGGGHHH!

Is a Voltswagon VW's electric model?

Lapi'che