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Nintendork
PARRTYYY clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif
Phantom
If I was evil I would be wondering right now how TJNM's head would look on a stick... But instead I will just pull my hair in despair...
djdodo
lol @ ((Phantom)) ..

Congradulations ((The Jersey Ness Monster)) thumbsup.gif
Exeter
QUOTE
Im the number 1 poster Today!, WHOO HOO



And this is important because....? blink.gif


Saru
First time anyone's ever started a thread to celebrate that....

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dust19
ummm, the day isn't over yet. You'll soon be surpassed unless you stay on all day.
emmy
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Phantom
QUOTE (SaRuMaN @ Aug 20 2003, 07:55 PM)
First time anyone's ever started a thread to celebrate that....

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It's called degeneration, Saru. I weep, I really do. crying.gif
Someone can dump crap on a discussion board all day and in the end is actually proud enough of this "accomplishment" to start yet another thread of verbal diarreah.

Where did it go wrong? huh.gif
djdodo
QUOTE (dust19 @ Aug 20 2003, 09:02 PM)
ummm, the day isn't over yet. You'll soon be surpassed unless you stay on all day.

lol laugh.gif

yeah thats kind of right!!
Aslan
Phantom, as per, has dinged the nail on the head. The number of new members in recent days who have a fuzzy concept of the difference between a forum and a chat room is astonishing. I garauntee that if you put three of them, mentioning no names but uranium101 and UnsecureMistress would be a good pair to start with, if uou put three of them on a thread by themselves for 20 minutes, the thread would run to 10 pages and be be composed entirely of one word answers, smilies and question marks.

In fact, SaRuMaN should set up some clever little rule that means each post is automatically checked and if your post and if it's x times shorter than your signature, it's automatically deleted. We could call it TJNM's law.
dust19
I think it's amazing that I joined not too long ago and already over 1000 new members have joined after me. Yet the site was around a while before I joined....so, where are they all coming from? By the way Aslan, What is your favorite cheese?
Saru
This is not a problem unique to this forum by any means, the site's traffic base has grown exponentially over the past month, we are on the brink of 1 million page views per month.

With forum traffic, you inevitably get people who post in this way, it's not something that can be avoided or prevented. Fortunately the number of individuals involved is quite small, 99% of people who post here do so in a perfectly acceptable manner.

I have deleted hundreds of nonsensical posts ( from this same small group ), over the last couple of weeks, and I'm not happy about it either. I think it may be necessary to make use of the forum 'warning' system, and to better emphasise what is and is not acceptable posting. I'm also considering recruiting additional moderators to help keep an eye on things.

I'm as fed up as everyone else is of viewing a topic about Mars to find the next installment of Uranium101's 'Pete the smiley' saga. I think it's time to lay a few ground rules before this all gets way out of hand.
dust19
alright!

rules. Where would the world be without them? Time to raise your iron fist. The true followers will be submissive.
AndyThorley
Sorry for spamming, Saruman...
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PurpleStuart
*holds head in hands at subject of thread*

Well i suppose it does have some relevance to this forum, It's an Unexplained Mystery why anyone really would want to start a thread like this.

the only sensible reply to this is : dolcelatte
Althalus
You don't see me bragging that i have the most posts on this forum, out of everyone.

Apart from this one small posts that is. tongue.gif
schadeaux
QUOTE (Phantom @ Aug 20 2003, 11:08 AM)
QUOTE (SaRuMaN @ Aug 20 2003, 07:55 PM)
First time anyone's ever started a thread to celebrate that....

dontgetit.gif

It's called degeneration, Saru. I weep, I really do. crying.gif

Actually I think it is called "Get a Life" or "Get Back to Work."
Depends on where you are.
Bizarro
youre the greatest, Al. you are the master of posters. i remember many a day seeing dozens of great on topic posts coming out of you. you've truly earned your position original.gif

that being said, i am ready. give me the iron fist and it shall fall on these smiley faced punks! how dare you ruin our forum? (suddenly feels old and runs to hide)

more rules! yes. i want more rules! let us punish these infidels. i will draft the commandments:


1) you may have strange Gods but you cannot argue about them angrily in Metaphysics, Astrology, and Psychic Phenomenon.

2) thou shalt not take Saruman's name in vain.

3) remember the Sunday chat time.

4) honor thy news posters and moderators.

5) thou shalt not kill a thread with useless talk about cheese or dozens of smilies.

6) thou shalt not have cyber sex on a thread.

7) thou shalt not hijack a useful thread with idiotic nonsense.

8 thou shalt not insult or gossip about anyone on the forum (unless its Kimm)

9) thou shalt not covet neen, SpaceyKC, Kismit, Connecian, Starlyte, Nancy, Racerette, Djdodo, Reese, Halo, UnpopularLola, Celticwitch, Tioria, Anirbas, EminemsGURL or any of the other sexy forum ladies that my pathetic aging mind may have missed as they all belong to Bizarro. well, except for emmy, who is quite sexy, but belongs to Althalus.

10) thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's post count.
dust19
QUOTE (Bizarro @ Aug 20 2003, 05:08 PM)

6) thou shalt not have cyber sex on a thread.


Dust19 runs away from "Rogues Gallery" (sodam) and "Forum Members Having Sex" (gamorrah) without looking back as to avoid being turned into a pillar of salt
Althalus
thanks Bizarro, and also laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Great rules.
schadeaux
QUOTE (Althalus @ Aug 20 2003, 02:20 PM)
laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif 

Did Althalus just break commandment 5? huh.gif
Ronin6th
Ok I sign in! tongue.gif
Saru
*lol* Bizarro, some good rules there thumbsup.gif
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