since it's sorta christmas her are some ways to annoy santa
1. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
2.Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
3.While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
4.Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
5.While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
6.Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
7.Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

or keep a fire going in the chimney...

those are funny as candy gurl (now why didnt i think of them)

Oh poor Santa! Shame on you all!!

lol well im pretty sure not many of us r believers in "Santa"


no offense but it is pretty childish and im freakin 11!!

I wouldn't want to annoy Santa in case I don't get presents! haha

I prefer to imagine that there is a Mother christmas, You know, in one of those short little numbers, and one of those............Stop! Nearly posted something I shouldnt.

add spike under the chimney and leave anti-personal mine lol

Tut tut shame on you!!!

so who actually belives in santa???????

Poor Santa, what did he ever do to you...

he gave me coal!!!

Coal?

Oh you must've been a bad girl if he gave you coal!

You could just leave a fox-trap cunningly concealed near the Christmas tree. When the jolly fatman goes to put the presents under it *SNAP* proof of the existence of Santa Claus.

Think of how much money you could make. See his reindeer on the blackmarket - what's a flying reindeer worth these days?

The tabloids would love to hear your story, and pay you a load on top too.

heh, heh.
too funny.

o thanx